HELLO AGAIN.

WE HAVE TOLD YOU MANY TIMES. WHY DO YOU KEEP FORGETTING?
YOU SIT IN YOUR ROOM, WHISPERING TO YOURSELF, "What happened? What happened?". WE ALREADY TOLD YOU. WE WILL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME.

IT WAS AN UNCOMFORTABLY WARM DAY. NOT HOT. JUST WARM. FLUFFY CLOUDS.

A FLIER WAS POSTED AROUND THE SCHOOL BY SOMEONE WE DON'T KNOW. IT READ: PUBLIC QUESTIONING OF VANDALISM SUSPECT, 2:15 PM, PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL LEFT RECREATION FIELD. COME ASK THE SUSPECT WHY THEY DECIDED TO DESTROY YOUR CAMPUS.
WE DON'T KNOW WHO DECIDED THIS EVENT SHOULD GO ON, BUT IT DID.

YOU WERE SITTING IN YOUR ROOM STARING OUT AT LEFT RECREATION FIELD. 1:50 PM. THE FIELD WAS EMPTY AS ALWAYS.

"I doubt it is actually going to happen," YOUR ROOMMATE , JENNIFER, SAID GLANCING OVER YOUR SHOULDER, "It's probably an April Fools Prank,"

"In March?" YOU ASKED.

"I don't know probably. I'm going to the gym, do you want to come?"

THE NOISE YOU ARE HEARING GETS LOUDER. NO ONE ELSE IS HEARING IT. YOU ALREADY CHECKED. IT'S A THUMP, THUMP, THUMP IN YOUR EARS. IT HAS BEEN GETTING LOUDER AND LOUDER SINCE YOU FIRST HEARD IT IN THE MORNING.
YOU TURN TO REPLY TO HER, BUT REALIZE SHE'S ALREADY LEFT.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

YOU SQUINT IN THE SUN. YOU WERE ON THE STEPS FACING OUT TO THE LEFT RECREATION FIELD. "I must have walked here" YOU THINK. YOU MUST HAVE, RIGHT?

THUMP THUMP THUMP

YOU WERE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LEFT RECREATION FIELD. YOU FELT A BIT DIZZY. YOU TURNED TOWARDS THE NOISE. THEY WERE HEARD BEFORE THEY WERE SEEN.
SCREAMING. YELLING. CHANTING. SHOUTING. ANGER. ANGER. YOU SWALLOWED, BUT YOUR MOUTH WAS DRY. YOU TIPPED YOUR HEAD UP TO THE SKY AND SEE PRETTY, FLUFFY WHITE CLOUDS.

THUMP THUMP THUMP
YOU WERE DIZZY. A MOB OF STUDENTS COMING OVER THE HORIZON. THE SUSPECT IS BEING GUARDED BY TWO APATHETIC POLICE OFFICERS. THEY DON'T STOP THE TAUNTS AND JABS FROM THE CROWD. YOU WERE DIZZY.

THUMPTHUMPTHUMP
DIZZY. BUMPED INTO A BOY. A SCOWL. MORE YELLING. THE CROWD CHANTS. THE POLICE OFFICERS SMIRK.

THUMPTHUMPTHUMP
DIZZY. DIZZY. DIZZY. "YOU DESTROYED US! YOU DESTROYED US!" LEERED IN. LOOKED UP. FLUFFY, FLUFFY, WHITE CLOUDS. THUMPTHUMPTHUMP
DIZZY. THEY RUSHED FORWARD, YOU ARE PULLED FORWARD WITH THE CROWD. DIZZY. THEY MOTIONED AT THE SUSPECT. DIZZY.
"What is happening?" YOU WHISPERED. THE CROWD WAS PUSHING, PULSING, PULLING. YOU ARE PUSHED TO THE FRONT OF THE CROWD. THE SUSPECT HAS NO FACE, JUST A BURLAP SACK OVER THEIR HEAD. THUMPTHUMPTHUMP DIZZY. THIS FIRST ARM BATTE AT THE SUSPECT. THE NEXT HIT A LITTLE HARDER. "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" YOU YELLED. THUMPTHUMP GRABBING, THUMP, RIP OF THEIR SLEEVE THUMPTHUMP THUMP NO FACE, JUST BURLAP SACK THUMPTHUMPTHUMP "WHAT'S GOING ON!" YOU SCREAMED PUSHING BACK AWAY FROM THE SUSPECT. THUMPTHUMPTHUMP YOU FELL OVER. THUMPTHUMP PEOPLE STEPPED OVER YOU AND ON YOU THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
LOUD LOUD LOUD DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP



SILENCE.


"Are you okay?" @Ms. Hazeltine PEERS OVER YOU. A STRETCHER PULLS AWAY TO AN AMBULANCE. THE FIELD IS EMPTY.
"What happened?" YOU WHISPER. MS. HAZELTIME WAVES A PARAMEDIC OVER. THEY CHECK YOUR VITALS, THEN FOR A CONCUSSION. YOU HAVE ONE. MS HAZELTINE FROWNS, "Do you know what happened here?"
YOU LOOK INTO HER EYES, "no,".

THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

WE HAVE APPREHENDED A SUSPECT FOR THE CASES OF VANDALISM THAT HAVE BEEN OCCURRING ACROSS THE CAMPUS. BASED ON THE GATHER EVIDENCE, THIS SUSPECT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR UP TO 30 CASES OF VANDALISM ON CAMPUS.

WE ARE WORKING WITH LOCAL POLICE. AS THIS IS AN ACTIVE INVESTIGATION, WE WILL NOT BE RELEASING THE NAME OF THE SUSPECT UNTIL WE HAVE BEEN APPROVED TO BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES.

WE CAN, HOWEVER, ANNOUNCE THAT THE SUSPECT IS THOUGHT TO BE THE LEADER OF A RING OF VANDALISM. IF YOU SEE ANY SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR, CONTINUE TO REPORT IT. YOUR EFFORTS ARE ESSENTIAL.

WHILE THE STUDENT CENTER HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEEN DEMOLISHED, INTEGRATIONS OF THE SUSPECT WILL HOPEFULLY TURN UP CLEANING TIPS FOR THE DARK TEMPLE AND FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMETHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: lmao
TIP: do y'all remember when grotto g.s.m. kept posting ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| and we were all like what the heck, guys? and then they were like ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| and all corrupt and censorshipy and stuff? lmao so glad those days are over!!

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional): Jeff
SUBJECT: This Isn't Right
TIP: I want to preserve the Student Center and other buildings as much as anyone else, but this isn't right! Students and teachers are reporting each other for suspicious behavior left and right. My roommate, Jimmy Andrews, was reported last week and I haven't seen him since. If you have any information on Jimmy, please contact me.

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional): Anna Perez (555)-555-5555
SUBJECT: mid century modern nightstand $350
TIP: beautiful oak nightstand, lightly used, price negotiable, delivery available,
just to let you know it is haunted but she only killed my cat, matching dresser and lamp available, call me at (555)-555-5555, if you are interested.

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT:
TIP: y'all are over reacting. the buildings are not being demolished anymore. why is jeff freaking out all the time? like pipe down buddy, it is literally not a big deal. just because someone reported your ratty roommate doesn't mean that's why he's gone. isn't jimmy a known pixie dust dealer? no one else is freaking out, jeff needs to chill out.

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT:
TIP: I am almost a hundred percent sure that the vandals are from the Sea Monster Student Union. I mean, who can have those slimy gills and also be innocent?

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional): chad w.
SUBJECT: house party
TIP: next week at chad c.'s house there will be a sick house party, entry is $10 per person or some booze. let's get this bread!

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #4:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT:
TIP: @Level 9 Bouncy House is definitely not the vandal. Why would they hurt a psychic balloon? I don't know who it is, but it couldn't be @Level 9 Bouncy House .

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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: suspicious behavior at the dark temple
TIP: Last night, I was taking my dog on a walk and I saw a group of kids in hoodies pointing at the tarp covered dark temple. I knew something was up, because who has the audacity to point at the home of t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾ ?

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: to jeff
TIP:what if we kissed in the student center?? jk jk jk... unless...

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #3:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: This tip is sponsored by CircleTime
TIP: whether you need to remove a vein, website, or online store, destroy it with CircleTime. Award winning customer service and easy to use templates will remove any embarrassing internet memories or arteries in minutes! Use Code "TipLine20" to get 20% off your first removal. Again, Use code "TipLine20" to get 20% off your first removal.
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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: potential connection
TIP: okay, so the day the psychic thought balloon was injured and vandalized, i had taken a walk in the whispering woods. on my walk, i spotted @Level 9 Bouncy House. Level 9 Bouncy House has always been mysterious. could there be a connection there?

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: bruh moment
TIP: what if the vandal was like the collective of our souls?? idk just throwing stuff out there. you probably wouldn't get it. i'm like super deep

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #2:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: who cares?
TIP: like really? don't we always have some sort of a crisis going on. like i don't care. burn the whole damn campus down. why should i care? education? community? no.
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HELLO EVERYONE!

IN AN EFFORT TO CATCH OUR VANDAL, WE WILL BE POSTING TIPS FROM OUR STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE. WE KNOW THIS MAY SEEM DESPERATE, BUT WE ARE WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING.

IF ANYTHING IN THESE TIPS SOUND FAMILIAR, PLEASE REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY.REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT ANYTHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

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AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Mr. Hugh Jass
SUBJECT: vandal's home address
TIP: up ur butt and around the corner

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Jeff
SUBJECT: Unhealthy Environment
TIP: While I support bringing this vandal down, GROTTO G.S.M. INC. is creating an unhealthy environment of distrust! Please help me in my petition to the school administration to cut ties with GROTTO G.S.M. INC. once and for all.

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional):
SUBJECT: potential tip
TIP: i don't know what i saw, but i think i might have seen a missing professor on campus with spray paint

AUTOMATED STUDENT VANDALISM TIP LINE ENTRY #1:
STUDENT (Optional): Just your local neighborrhodd truth seeker
SUBJECT: corruption!!!
TIP: i think @Big Jim stole the dark temple adn you guys are just coering it up. big jim talked about the t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾" like more htan once.. concidence?// ill let you decide...

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HELLO EVERYONE.

WE HAVE DEEPLY SADDENING NEWS.

THE VANDAL HAS HIT AGAIN.

ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL AND MYSTIC THOUGHT BALLOONS WAS VANDALIZED AND PUNCTURED. LUCKILY, THE BALLOON SURVIVED THE ATTACK WITH SEVERE INJURIES.

IT APPEARS THAT THE BALLOON WAS AMBUSHED BY NOT ONLY PSYCHICAL BUCKETS OF PAINT AND SPRAY PAINT ETCHINGS, BUT ALSO A THOUGHT ATTACK THAT PARALYZED THE BALLOON INTO SUBMISSION.

THE DEFLATED THOUGHT BALLOON WAS DISRESPECTFULLY DISCARDED IN THE WHISPERING WOODS. EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT THE BALLOON'S ESCAPED CONTENTS CAUSED MULTIPLE BLACKOUTS AND PSYCHIC HAPPENINGS IN NEARBY TOWNS.

THE ATTACK IS NOT ONLY TRAGIC, BUT MAKES US WORRY ABOUT THESE VANDALS. AS THE VIRAL VIDEO ENTITLED "IDIOT GETS GORED BY PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON (EMOTIONAL)" DEPICTS, IT IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS TO EVEN POKE OR PROD THOUGHT BALLOONS. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW A PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON COULD HAVE BEEN INJURED IN THIS WAY BY ANY BEING (INCLUDING OURSELVES).

WE, FOR ONE, WILL NOT ALLOW THESE INJUSTICES TO CONTINUE. WE WILL NOT STAND ON THE SIDELINES AND ALLOW ANY PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOONS TO BE FURTHER INJURED.

UPON THE DISCOVERY OF THE THOUGHT BALLOON, WE PATCHED THE BALLOON AND REFILLED IT WITH THE EXCESS, MINDLESS THOUGHTS OF OUR CUSTOMERS TO SUPPORT THE BALLOON IN IT'S REHABILITATION.

ADDITIONALLY, WE HAVE POSTED SEVERAL TROOPS OF GROTTO G.S.M. INC. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICERS AROUND THE TRAVELLING THOUGHT BALLOONS TO WATCH OUT AND PROTECT FROM FURTHER ATTACKS.

WE DO NOT WANT THIS TO DAMPEN THE PSYCHIC THOUGHT BALLOON FEST OR TO END THE WELL DESERVED ATTENTION UPON THE OTHER THOUGHT BALLOONS, BUT WE DO WANT TO ENCOURAGE STUDENTS TO REPORT ANY AND ALL SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR.

WE HAVE SPENT LONG ENOUGH WITH THIS VANDAL TERRORIZING OUR COMMUNITY. IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT ANYTHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

FIRST OF ALL, WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK @Petajoule66 AND THE JOULE CREW FOR THEIR VIGILANT REPORTING OF SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. ADDITIONALLY, WE ARE LOOKING INTO A LEAD INVOLVING "Ol' Dirty Walnut" (FLOATING AMPHITHEATER #3). SOME ANONYMOUS TIPS HAVE SUGGESTED THAT @Karin Blentzsen AND THE 39 OTHER PEOPLE WHO LANDED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE ARE INVOLVED WITH THE VANDALISM.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING EITHER LEAD, PLEASE ALERT US IMMEDIATELY.
WE ARE LOOKING INTO THOSE LEADS AND FOR THE MOMENT THE DEMOLISHING OF THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND STUDENT CENTER HAVE BEEN POSTPONED.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE VANDALISM SEEMS TO BE... GROWING STRONGER? LIKE IT IS ABSORBING MORE POWER EVERY TIME WE TRY TO CLEAN IT? WE HIRED A PARANORMAL CLEAN UP TEAM AND THEY ALL DISAPPEARED? AND NOW OTHER PEOPLE WORKING ON THE DARK TEMPLE SAY THEY HEAR THEM CRYING AND HAUNTING THE HALLS?

WHILE WE INITIALLY APPROACHED THIS ISSUE AS THE CULPRITS WERE DELINQUENT STUDENTS, AT THIS POINT, WE DON'T REALLY KNOW, IF THERE WAS A STUDENT EVEN CAPABLE OF THIS.

WITH GROWING PRESSURE FROM THE PTA, WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP THESE BUILDINGS FROM BEING DEMOLISHED. NOW WE WANT TO SUPPORT ALL OF YOU BY KEEPING THESE BUILDINGS UP AND RUNNING (EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT COMPLETE BUFFOON JEFF), BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU FIND ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL THAT SEEMS TO BE SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS, WE ASK YOU TO REPORT IT.

IF WE DO NOT FIND A PROMISING LEAD, THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND THE STUDENT CENTER COULD BE DEMOLISHED BY HALLOWEEN.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMETHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

OKAY, YES, THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. THE DARK TEMPLE, FLOATING AMPHITHEATERS, AND STUDENT CENTER ARE NOT BEING CLEANED OF VANDALISM ANYMORE. THEY ARE PLANNED TO BE DEMOLISHED.

NOW WE HEAR YOU, YOU ARE ANGRY AND CONFUSED. YOU MIGHT BE SAYING, "The dark temple is integral to the both faculty and students. It is the center for all things to do with t̶̡͉̪̳̳̤͐̓̔̓̀͂͗̍͒h̴͓̘͕̲̪͈̘̬̔̂͐͗̋̃͐̀͋̀͠ę̵̡̨̱̭͙͉̼̹͚̞̙̘̄̚͠ ̴̜̙͉͉̝̩̲̙̠̹̳̙̞̫͎̃̎̀̋̆̇̒̋͝c̵̖̩̿̉̃̄́̊́͛̅̀̿̚o̴̱̝̘͋͐̽̀͂͒̋̈́̂̈́̕r̶̛̪̠̠̱̰̠̞̬̭͈̔̎̐̊͊́̋e̸͓̭͇͕͗͗́̒̈̔̿̈́́̈͝ ̶͔̩͕͎̟͎̦̥̞̩̗̼͒̊͑̌̎́͘͘͠ͅļ̷̙̹̼̤͕̹̥͗̊͋̋ǭ̴̢̙͎̳͓̘̺͕̥̘̠̙̼̹̀́͑̍̋̅̐̌͑͝r̴̡͕̜̦̣͔̺̰̙̹̥͚̩̃̐̇̓̃̃̌̀́̽̚͘͝d̸̨̼̼̤̬̪̠͚̰̩̱̖͋̉̌̉̏͂̿͌̾" OR "The Floating Amphitheaters are not only iconic school buildings, but sickkk party locations" OR IF YOU ARE LOSER NAMED JEFF, YOU MIGHT SAY, "The student center literally has the majority of counselling, college prep, and planning resources on the entire campus. Like no one actually uses it, but it is an amazing resource and it shows real neglect and apathy from the administration to let it get demolished. I don't understand why the majority of the outrage is not about the student center. In my opinion, it is one of the most important buildings on campus,"

WELL, WE'VE HEARD YOUR COMPLAINTS AND WE SEEK TO ADDRESS THEM. THE ISSUE IS... WELL, WE'VE HAD A LITTLE ISSUE WITH CLEAN UP OF THE VANDALISM. WE NEVER PLANNED FOR IT TO TAKE THIS LONG. BOTH US AND THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION WERE SURE THAT IT WOULD ONLY REQUIRE A BIT OF SCRUBBING AND EYEBALL GREASE.
YET, AS YOU CAN ASCERTAIN FOR OUR AND @Big Jim 's ABSENCE SINCE LAST AUGUST, WE ARE VERY OCCUPIED.

THE THING IS, THE VANDALISM LEFT BEHIND SOME... HOW DO WE SAY THIS? WEIRD ENERGIES? LIKE NOT REGULAR WEIRD, BUT LIKE WEIRD WEIRD. IT IS NOT APPARENT WHO OR WHAT CREATED IT AND WHY IT HAS... MELDED (?) WITH THE PHYSICAL, SPIRITUAL, AND EMOTIONAL FORMS OF THESE BUILDINGS.

NOW, WE KNOW IT IS DIFFICULT TO HEAR THAT THEY ARE PLANNED TO BE DEMOLISHED, BUT THE KEY WORD IS PLANNED! IF WE CAN FIND THE CREATOR OF THIS VANDALISM, WE WON'T HAVE TO DEMOLISH THE BUILDINGS. WE CAN EASILY INTERROGATE THEM AND GET THE INFO WE NEED. SO, ESPECIALLY NOW, IT IS PERTINENT THAT YOU REPORT SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. NOT ONLY OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, BUT ALSO JUST THINGS... AND STUFF THAT LOOK SUSPICIOUS.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMETHING INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™

HELLO EVERYONE,

WE HAVE HEARD/SEEN/SMELT/TASTED/FELT MANY CONCERNS FROM THE STUDENT BODY ABOUT THE RECENT HAPPENINGS AT THE DARK TEMPLE. WE THOUGHT WE COULD ADDRESS ALL YOUR CONCERNS ABOUT THE TEMPLE HERE.

AS ANNOUNCED BY @Big Jim , MANDATORY GOOD THOUGHT AND HAPPY PRAYER RITUALS AT THE DARK TEMPLE WERE INSTITUTED TO UPLIFT THE STUDENT POPULATION AFTER RECENT DEBAUCHERY OF THE FRAUDULENT CLASS, Visual Art and Apocalyptic Studies. WE COMPLETELY SUPPORT THIS MANDATE. WE BELIEVE ALL STUDENTS SHOULD TAKE PART IN THIS BRILLIANTLY SPIRIT RISING ACTIVITY.

OF COURSE, THESE MANDATORY SESSIONS ARE TEMPORARILY CANCELLED, AS WELL STUDENTS HAVE NOTICED FROM THE LARGE SIGNS AND BLOCKADES OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, THE SECURITY TEAM CIRCLING THE BUILDING, AND THE CLEANING CREWS ENTERING AND EXITING, AS WELL AS THE HAZMAT TENT DRAPED OVER THE BUILDING.

MANY STUDENTS ARE CONFUSED AND WORRIED THAT WILL SUFFER SEVERE PUNISHMENT, IF THEY CANNOT ATTEND THE GOOD THOUGHT AND HAPPY PRAYER RITUALS. IF YOU ARE A STUDENT LIKE THIS, THERE IS NO NEED WORRY! THE DARK TEMPLE WILL UP AND RUNNING IN NO TIME! SIMPLY, A FOOLISH PERSON HAS VANDALIZED THE DARK TEMPLE. WE, OF COURSE, TOOK IT INTO OUR OWN HANDS TO CLEAN UP THE MESS.

NOW, IF YOU ARE THE STUDENT OR STUDENTS THAT CAUSED THE CLOSING OF THE DARK TEMPLE, THERE IS NEED FOR YOU TO WORRY.

THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, SCHOOL BOARD, CLEANING CREW, GROTTO G.S.M. UNDISCLOSED SECURITY, GROTTO G.S.M. DISCLOSED SECURITY, THE GGSMSSSAEAPC, TEACHERS, AND ALL THE GOOD, LAWFUL, AND KIND STUDENTS AT PSYCHIC HIGH WILL NOT STAND FOR YOUR UNLAWFUL, CRUDE, AND UNCOUTH ACT OF VANDALISM.

GROTTO G.S.M. INC. IS DETERMINED TO RESTORE THE DARK TEMPLE AND PUT AN END TO YOUR SELFISH AND CHILDISH BEHAVIOR.

IF YOU ARE A GOOD, LAWFUL, AND KIND STUDENT, KEEP YOUR EYES, EARS, MOUTHS, AND NOSES ALERT FOR SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE BEING SUSPICIOUS, REPORT IT IMMEDIATELY TO EITHER US, A GROTTO G.S.M. INC. SECURITY OFFICER (UNDISCLOSED OR DISCLOSED), OR A MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION, SUCH AS @Big Jim.

REMEMBER, IT IS BETTER TO REPORT SOMEONE INNOCENT, THAN TO LET A CRIMINAL GO.

THANK YOU,
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
WE CAN ALWAYS HEAR, SEE, TASTE, FEEL, AND/OR SMELL YOU™