Ms. Hazeltine

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Children’s Circle Summer Session
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6/3/2021 8:45pm

Oh yes you sound like a wonderful candidate, @Annie Sweet.

The tryouts invocation is tomorrow, followed by a "battle royale" all weekend at Psyhigh. Non-participating students are asked to follow directive 9 protective measures during this time to avoid injury or disfiguration.

Good luck making it to the winner's circle, everyone!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Children’s Circle Summer Session
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5/31/2021 11:21pm

That is an excellent question, @Elizabeth Magnolia.

All students are invited to apply, as I'm sure every one of you has the compassion and empathy and caring that it takes to help these young people get the most out of their summers, and learn a little bit about life along the way.

Along with that, you'll need to be fully versed in CPR and First Aid, Anaphylaxis Training, Recovered Memory Training, training in the Five Kinds of Combat (Lvl 6), and Defensive Driving. You'll also need a background check, and a Psychic Criminal Background Check, and a Working With Psychic Children Check (WWPCC). There's also a full stress physical, a double retina and ectoplasmic DNA scan, references, and the ability to perform a short firewalk. Oh, and singing! Really helpful to know some songs.

You can find brochures with the complete list of required optional requirements at the bulletin board outside of my office.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Children’s Circle Summer Session
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5/29/2021 11:26pm

Children's Circle Summer Session is coming up! Students interested in early childhood psychic development are encouraged to apply as childminders for these precocious tots. Receive school credit and earn some extra cash for the summer! More info and signup sheet on the bulletin board just outside my office door.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Reality Abroad
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5/15/2021 1:48pm

Oh dear. Apparently the tech people didn't have a thingy turned up high enough, and students have been being placed into generated realities with their memories intact.

We deeply apologize for this error. Memory retrieval teams will be visiting the students already placed, and all future participants in the Reality Abroad program will be transferred free of any such baggage.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Reality Abroad
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4/30/2021 11:30pm

To be clear, @Yvette L, no belongings whatsoever are allowed on Reality Abroad trips. The Reality Generators just can't process them. Frankly, the Reality Generators can't even reliably process... what? Oh, yes, you're right. Enough said about that.

Students with their Reality Abroad paperwork, including properly completed permission slips and teacher approvals: Meet at the Reality Generator Studios starting tomorrow at 11am.

Looking forward to seeing each of you transmuted!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator








Reality Abroad
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4/27/2021 11:16pm

A reminder to all students that Reality Abroad programs will be starting in May. If you haven't yet applied for a program, the signup sheet is on the bulletin board outside of my office.

Reality Abroad programs are funded and awarded through generous grants from the @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. foundation, as well as bribes from wealthy parents and those in a position to extort certain members of the administration.

Reality Abroad programs are conducted under the auspices of the Reality Generation Department of Psychic High School. All personal belongings, rights, rites, memories, obligations, and expectations will be relinquished by participants and tagged and logged by reality generator operating staff before entering the reality generators.

Sign up today! Before it's too late!

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator





Psychic Emotional Focus Group
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3/20/2021 8:11pm

Yes a Psychic Emotional Focus Group to help hyper-sensitive kids control their emotions and their powers is an excellent idea, @Sweetie!

Which room would you like to use for your meetings? Currently the Room Full of Screaming Clocks is available, as well as the Haunted Slaughterhouse, the Piercing White Noise Room, Lava Pit #4, and The Very Tiny Room Filled with Spiders. There may be some other options -- you can see the list of rooms available on the bulletin board outside my door and use the clipboard to reserve the room you like.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator


P.S. And you are welcome to have Clyde as your official familiar! You have my blessing. Just make sure Clyde has had all the shots and passed the familiar safety tests.





Rumormongering
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3/8/2021 10:19pm

Ah yes @Demetrius demarcuse you must be here for the Meat Surprise?

The cafeteria is past the administration building but not as far as the gym. Enter via the loading dock area in the back and knock three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator





School Song Competition
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2/28/2021 2:35pm

Congratulations to Psyhigh muse @Daydria Mounts for being selected as the winner of the Psychic High School Song Competition!

Daydria will be performing the song (for the very first time publicly) at the all-school assembly this evening in Mesmer Hall, backed by Tulka's Throat Singing Club.

Festivities begin at 7pm.

And thanks to everyone who entered, because you're ALL winners in Psyhigh's book!

Looking forward to seeing everyone tonight.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

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Rumormongering
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1/13/2021 8:28pm

I would like to dispel the rumormongering concerning the Meat Surprise in the cafeteria. It happens to be my favorite dish.

The Meat Surprise is not the rendered flesh of Psychic High School students. It is humanely harvested from the bodies of vegetable babies grown into the shape of Psychic High School students. The PHS Bus has been the delivery service from their pens to the cafeteria, and they are of the 5'3 with blue hair variety.

If you are a vegetable baby and have not yet presented yourself for harvest, please knock on the back door of the cafeteria three times -- two short, one long -- between the hours of midnight and 4am on weeknights.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Vegetable Baby Activity Coordinator





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