Hello students!

It's time to celebrate all our new students and the beginning of Spring Term with the announcement of the annual Ostara Gala Revue and Dance, held this year on Friday, March 21st, in Mezmer Hall. Festivities begin with the traditional waffle breakfast at dawn, followed by retrieval of the giant chicken eggs from the Coop of Baba Yaga, the blessing of the Paints, and the ritual Dressing of the Eggs. When the eggs hatch, the dance contest begins! Ask an upper-level student for suggestions on costumes and protective headgear.

And you know who should bring along very protective headgear? My FORMER sweetheart and continually overrated hollow earth cartographer @Seketus Reed, who will be in town for a symposium with his harem of hot lava hussies and will no doubt attempt to make an appearance. Better bring your hardhat, Skeetus.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I've got a lot of experience with giant chickens already from Psychic 4-H, so can't wait for the dance!

I'm new to this school are you supposed to bring a date to the Ostara Dance or is it not weird to go alone? Or with a group of people?

Asking for a friend.

You don't have to bring a date at all @Sienna Rush but you could still wear me as a corsage... I promise I won't bite!

Haven't seen @Ludmila Schneeflocke since the Teen Ice Giants dance and wanted to invite her to the Ostara Gala, but all that is left in her dorm room is a damp spot on the rug. Her roommate hasn't seen her for weeks. I guess I had kind of a heavy crush because I'm heartbroken. Why didn't I try to talk to her again sooner?

i want to know my psychic power well

my power yell into my psychic well

hello in there!

Got my outfit for this Friday all decked out! Rhinestone studded giant chicken-wrangling chaps, iridium gauntlets, and Giro Ratio MIPS helmet in matte eggshell white. Not that I'm competitive. Well unduly competitive. Happy to help out any of you hatchlings along the way!

I walked to the edge of the dome and found a tiny hidden door and here I am.

Happy Spring, students!

The annual Ostara Gala Revue and Dance has been a tremendous success. The giant chickens from the Coop of Baba Yaga were exceptionally prolific this year and the eggs were of an exceptionally generous size, and provided magnificent palettes for the ritual dressings. Congratulations to @Angela Elkhorn as our Egg Painting Spring Royalty.

The giant chicks that emerged were equally impressive, and by the end of the dance none of the participants were deemed to have actual concussions. Congrats to @Hadley Marshall for their dance wrangling lasso prowess!

And of course, the "Giant Chicken Egg on Face" award goes to you-know-who. No comment.

Here's to a fertile and productive Spring for all our students.


Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

Doing card work with the Hag using two decks: the Squirrel Deck and the Bunny Deck. Found the queen of spades of the Squirrel tribe hiding in the Bunny tribe, but not before I had already kidnapped the Bunny Spade Queen and put her in the Squirrel Deck.

Just like as in life.

The Hag sorted it out.