The mummies are supposed to be completely noiseless, and sure that's true when they're frozen. But now they're all thawed out and make the usual "swish swish" sound when they walk down the sidewalk and the fabric rubs between their legs and sometimes between their arms and their torsos.

Trying to get them to take an interest in the turkeys. Stand up to the turkeys for us. Run 'em out of town! Go mummies go!

The mummies got returned to me in the mail. They returned-to-sendered my return-to-sender. They're completely thawed out now and frankly gross you do NOT want to open their insulated sarcophagi. I gotta figure out something to do with them.

Most extraterrestrials really need to worry about germs A LOT unless their physiology is so incompatible then it just doesn't matter.

Got the mummies in the mail and they were frozen but turned out to be too much so I had to send them back.