You know how they're really into Mentagrams during orientation? I'm a Dark Side Break 5.

If you go up to the reservoir there's some rocks you can go out on and see how UFOs aren't really "ships" but just bulges coming out of dimensional space. They look like floating objects not connected to anything but they are actually extra-dimensional extrusions.

yes i’ve got green skin but the amount of star trek “jokes” i’ve heard since i started here is so lame you’d think psyhigh students were more sophisticated

Temporal spatalomancy is what I'm at Psyhigh to study. It's a specialized branch of scatomancy. Basically, well, you know how scatomancy works, which is telling the future by looking at poop. But for me, I poop what I haven't eaten yet. I'm usually about a day ahead, and I can tell what I am going to eat the in the next day based on my poops.

I'm here at Psyhigh to learn more about my power.

27+ hours of homework already... jeez

My favorite class is Life Theater. It's where you learn EVERYTHING is pretend. But you have to be really convincing.