I couldn't turn down the opportunity to go on the school trip to Amundsen–Scott station. As everybody knows, teleportal is the most environmentally friendly way to visit Antarctica.

The dome is a little chilly for sleeping, but there's no "night" and we're allowed to stay up for as long as we want. And there's plenty to do during the day, like rigging the giant Japanese huskies up on the sleds to pull us around, bounding over the snow drifts. Or saddling up one of the giant Japanese huskies and going out for a ride across the wastes. Or just wrestling around with one of the giant Japanese huskies and a chew rope. They're very protective and would never hurt you, even though they're twice your size.

But again I swear it's the same orange checkered blimps I see, just over the horizon. Have they been spying on us the whole time?

Toby opened a tunnel to the surface and I squeezed up through it and boy was it nice to get some fresh air! Snow's still falling but through a break in the clouds I saw a blimp, or something, circling campus. Orange with black warning stripes. Anybody else been topside?

If you go up to the reservoir there's some rocks you can go out on and see how UFOs aren't really "ships" but just bulges coming out of dimensional space. They look like floating objects not connected to anything but they are actually extra-dimensional extrusions.