Our Mission


At Psychic High School, we believe in students. We believe in their abilities and their visions, their familiars, their ghost twins, their past-life trigger word issues, and their phantom tentacle limbs. In a word, we believe in you.


Located on a beautiful 300 acre estate formerly owned by the actress Charlene Tilton, our rolling grounds give psychic youth the room they need to discover themselves. Whether wiping their minds completely on an extended walkabout, or simply "unleashing steam" with percussive depressurization blasts, students feel comfortable at Psychic High School to be themselves, and are only occaisionally injured in the process.


At Psychic High School, friendships are made that can last several lifetimes.


Students at Psyhigh come from near and far — and in some cases very, very far. Access to campus is available via abandonded railroad tracks, neglected gardens, fairy rings, GAZEBOS, haunted traffic intersections, and the spaces under stairs. Our network of portals grows daily, both in your local reality and many adjoining ones.


At Psyhigh, students create their own realities, either through their natural talents or our state of the art Reality Generators.


While on-campus housing is available, many of our students commute through our teleportation network, or the bus. Either way, all students contribute deeply to the life of the school and enjoy the community of their peers through school groups and activities like the Psychic Latino Student Union, the Non-Euclidean Sailing Team, the Binaural Tones Pep Band, and Cloning Club.


Does Psyhigh seem like the right place for you? Of course it is! Get a login and start posting to your journal today!

A clairvoyant freshman receives an award from the Office of Naval Intelligence for her assitance in the recovery of stolen property.

Reviewing stills from the Zapruder films, some of our Estonian students receive a lesson in counter-assasination.

Utilizing Krezner technology, certain psychic abilities can be hacked and expanded at unprecedented rates.


Back to Psychic School

It's wonderful to have the halls brimming again with raw psychic energy, the whiff of brimstone, and visiting extraterrestrials. Need help finding your way around? Find out more here.

Entity of the Month

After years of extensive cybertherapy, Psyhigh's tireless automated concierge Psybot2000 is back and ready to take your calls. Meet September's Entity of the Month.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $16. Women's just $15! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

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