Admissions


Psychic High School prides itself on diversity, and strives to accept students from the widest range of backgrounds and physiological forms. We are happy to provide any accomodations based on financial need, language ability, nutritional restrictions, non-standard gravity dependencies, temporal speed, and music volume. At Psyhigh, "all" are truly welcome.


Registration Day at Psyhigh is an exciting time of possibilities!


Can you see yourself at Psyhigh? You may already be a member. Many eligible youth have already spent time in our Children's Circle Pre-K and elementary programs, but those memories have been locked for the students' safety until it is time for them to begin their formal studies. You may now consider yourself "unlocked" as you read the encyrpted psycode "∌∮⊸⏧⪽".


See? You feel much better about this already.


Activating your enrollment is simple. If you lack the requisite deer antler, sulphur, mercury, incense, Swedish Fish, and other necessary ingredients to complete your application at home, just set up an account online and Tulka, our mute Head of Admissions, will perform the ritual for you by proxy. He will dance the story of your life for the Spongiform Unimind in our cellar and in no time at all you'll be able to start at Psyhigh once again, almost as if you'd never left...


Still confused? Read the stories. Read the students. Then, create your account today and begin to use those strange muscles your doctor has been unable to identify.


The Dukes of Iapetus

Iapetus offers spectacular views, singularly unique geological formations, and a chance for Psyhigh students to explore the universe while getting to know themselves. Find out more here.

Entity of the Month

Anything Owl has been rustling deep down in the recesses of our minds for a long time, but has recently surfaced as Interim Manager of the Interregnum. Meet July's Entity of the Month.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $16. Women's just $15! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

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