My house in on the National Register of Distorted Places.

The Psychic Dog and Babysitting Hotline is a great way to earn extra cash, especially in the summer. You just wait for the phone to ring and if you want to take the job you can but you don't have to. But sometimes it's a real sob story and you end up taking a job you know you shouldn't. So take my advice you've got to stand strong and trust your instincts. No matter what they offer to pay.

One of the Phone People left their phone on the jobsite so I snagged it so now I have my hands on one of those phones that can call anywhere but everytime I try it it just calls my mom.

I'm enjoying just being a face in the crowd... just one of many scales on a fish swimming through time...

I'm here for the summer course in Psychic Personal Knowledge Management (PPKM).

It's weird to think how all moments in my life were just as a countdown to this.

Yeah I bought the Primate Bundle. They learn so fast!

What kind of plants does Jackpot care for?

When the train goes by at night it rattles the webs of the spiders in my back yard. Same as me.

It's such a luxury to have an identity

i saw a huge nursing textbook fly off the shelf at a barnes & nobles. the book was fully on the shelf, tucked in between other heavy textbooks. nobody was on either side of the aisles. it went from fully pushed back and nestled onto the shelf, to on the floor about a foot away, in just seconds.