my girlfriend saw a leprechaun in town today. she said it was the height of a 9 year old but had a long white beard and pointy shoes. i asked if it was a kid in costume since it was just halloween and maybe the kid just really liked their costume but she said no way and that it was definitely a leprechaun.

yes i’ve got green skin but the amount of star trek “jokes” i’ve heard since i started here is so lame you’d think psyhigh students were more sophisticated