I inhaled a whole cat today. Right up my nose. It was my own cat, because you have to be able to get up pretty close to one to inhale it, and you wouldn't want to go around inhaling some strange cat off the street because who knows where it's been? So she's been lodged up in my brain all day I think I will need to get her out before bed because she gets restless at night and keeps me up.

my girlfriend saw a leprechaun in town today. she said it was the height of a 9 year old but had a long white beard and pointy shoes. i asked if it was a kid in costume since it was just halloween and maybe the kid just really liked their costume but she said no way and that it was definitely a leprechaun.

Fall is a nice season; the leaves change color and it's a pleasant sight to behold. Chloroplast, which is what makes leaves green, leaves when it gets cold, so the other pigments in the leaves like carotene are able to shine through and the leaf becomes red or orange.

I have made an alliance with the geese in order to stand up against the wild turkeys. They don't treat me any nicer but their skirmishes can create a useful distraction.

Ugh! These turkeys! Sheesh! Getting pecked down for… what? It’s not like I carry any corn or whatever.

The mummies got returned to me in the mail. They returned-to-sendered my return-to-sender. They're completely thawed out now and frankly gross you do NOT want to open their insulated sarcophagi. I gotta figure out something to do with them.

I just swung into town, looking for a group of apes to hang with! I got the Primate Bundle no questions asked.

It’s not that hard to give those guys what they want. You just have to go to the chairs behind the curtain in the school foyer and they do the procedure right there. Then they just take it away and eat it or whatever they do.

My favorite class is Life Theater. It's where you learn EVERYTHING is pretend. But you have to be really convincing.

27+ hours of homework already... jeez