Fall is a nice season; the leaves change color and it's a pleasant sight to behold. Chloroplast, which is what makes leaves green, leaves when it gets cold, so the other pigments in the leaves like carotene are able to shine through and the leaf becomes red or orange.

my girlfriend saw a leprechaun in town today. she said it was the height of a 9 year old but had a long white beard and pointy shoes. i asked if it was a kid in costume since it was just halloween and maybe the kid just really liked their costume but she said no way and that it was definitely a leprechaun.

I inhaled a whole cat today. Right up my nose. It was my own cat, because you have to be able to get up pretty close to one to inhale it, and you wouldn't want to go around inhaling some strange cat off the street because who knows where it's been? So she's been lodged up in my brain all day I think I will need to get her out before bed because she gets restless at night and keeps me up.

Who else is PSYCHED for the Psyhigh Outdoors trip to Premonition Hills this weekend? I've got a GREAT feeling about it.

DO NOT take the first bus. Just sayin.

Of course it was no surprise how the field trip Premonition Hills went. Why do we even bother?

Plus I could tell you before we left that we were going to have sloppy joes. On account of my special power.

The mummies are supposed to be completely noiseless, and sure that's true when they're frozen. But now they're all thawed out and make the usual "swish swish" sound when they walk down the sidewalk and the fabric rubs between their legs and sometimes between their arms and their torsos.

Trying to get them to take an interest in the turkeys. Stand up to the turkeys for us. Run 'em out of town! Go mummies go!

If you're like me, well, then you'd be reading this. It means you're not 100% obsessed with the Ascension Pylons, and taking the Ascension Path, and Ascending. To what??! The pylons just appear one day and everybody "gets the message" about the path to righteousness and starts complying. Everybody but me, that is. And you, apparently.

Ok so everybody kind of "agrees" on our language and our math and on our culture and our shared experience, especially visually and in terms of what we think represents various institutions, and stuff, right? But outside of that, it's the prevailing assumption that nobody really knows what's going on. Like how it all got here, how it all works...

But what if there were some people who DID know what's going on. And they were just keeping real quiet about it?

I'd like everybody to check their internal clocks. Mine was within 2.5 minutes but now it's totally blown. Is anybody else experiencing this please let me know!