If you go up to the reservoir there's some rocks you can go out on and see how UFOs aren't really "ships" but just bulges coming out of dimensional space. They look like floating objects not connected to anything but they are actually extra-dimensional extrusions.

yes i’ve got green skin but the amount of star trek “jokes” i’ve heard since i started here is so lame you’d think psyhigh students were more sophisticated

Temporal spatalomancy is what I'm at Psyhigh to study. It's a specialized branch of scatomancy. Basically, well, you know how scatomancy works, which is telling the future by looking at poop. But for me, I poop what I haven't eaten yet. I'm usually about a day ahead, and I can tell what I am going to eat the in the next day based on my poops.

I'm here at Psyhigh to learn more about my power.

27+ hours of homework already... jeez

My favorite class is Life Theater. It's where you learn EVERYTHING is pretend. But you have to be really convincing.

It’s not that hard to give those guys what they want. You just have to go to the chairs behind the curtain in the school foyer and they do the procedure right there. Then they just take it away and eat it or whatever they do.

I just swung into town, looking for a group of apes to hang with! I got the Primate Bundle no questions asked.

The mummies got returned to me in the mail. They returned-to-sendered my return-to-sender. They're completely thawed out now and frankly gross you do NOT want to open their insulated sarcophagi. I gotta figure out something to do with them.

Ugh! These turkeys! Sheesh! Getting pecked down for… what? It’s not like I carry any corn or whatever.

I have made an alliance with the geese in order to stand up against the wild turkeys. They don't treat me any nicer but their skirmishes can create a useful distraction.