Angela Elkhorn

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Fall Term 2026
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10/4/2026 11:49pm

The entourage of the President of the Squirrels arrives first. Secret Service Squirrels in dark sunglasses slink into the room, checking out the doors and corners, leaping onto the top of the china cabinet, knocking down dusty dried flowers with their tails. Once they give the all-clear, the President is rushed in with his group of aides and secretaries.

The Principal of the Squirrels is already there, alone on the other side of the long table, dressed in his robes of office.

I already have a feeling about which one is the cleverest. But with squirrels you never know.





Fall Term 2026
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9/20/2026 8:42pm

Hey I know the Principal of Squirrels would you like to me to introduce you?

I worked very closely with him on the Cleverest Squirrel Contest since it was weird for a human to decide what the contest should be for the Cleverest Squirrel because how would a human even know? The Principal of Squirrels helped me redesign the entire contest in order to be more accurate and I learned a lot and so could you @Kaye Linnaea.





Winter Term 2024-25
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1/9/2025 11:07pm

I am holding a contest for Cleverest Squirrel would you like to enter it?