I solved the cryptogram in my local newspaper and it gave me the address of this website so I just had to sign up.

G = H !

Flower food tastes like sour patch kids, apperentally.

Flower food tastes like sour patch kids, apperentally.

I am afraid to click on the black dot

Terror in the LASIK lab when Doctor Randall had to attend to aliens seeking to recover their stolen technology. Those giant eyeballs left a lot of carnage in their wake.