I didn't have time to get to my pre-assigned safety bunker containment unit so just hid under a table at the Spoonbender till the calamity was over and they gave the all clear. I walked outside and things weren't so bad. Aside from a tank or two that had been picked up and thrown across campus, the damage didn't look so bad. There were some big tendrils of hair still visible between buildings and along the sidewalks, but they were retreating--slowly retreating, retracting, pulling back the way they had come.

But the weirdest thing--and everybody says this who was there at the scene, right when it ended--was the purring sound. Coming from the other side of campus, past the fair grounds. It was so deep and rattly I swear it made the grass shake. But I swear it was a purr.

There was a hair in my smoothie at the Spoonbender today. I pulled it out slowly… smoothie dripping off it onto the table. I pulled it more and it kept on coming, getting longer and longer. How much hair was in my smoothie? Was it MOSTLY hair?

I pulled on that hair for 10 minutes and finally realized it was coming out of the bottom of the cup. I followed it back to the kitchen at the Spoonbender and the whole place was full of hair. A hair explosion!

The Spoonbender has a hair hex.

I am afraid to click on the black dot