EEK! It's my birthday tomorrow! I'm really scared because it's my 16th birthday. I hope to GODS my father doesn't grant me the Wine Chariot he said he would get me. I really want him to know that we don't really ride chariots anymore and that will only give me unwanted attention. I mean-- I don't mind attention of course but too much gets so scary!

I was kind of thinking about having an open-invitation birthday party though. I decided that maybe it would help make me some friends, so if you're reading this, consider it an invitation.

Where?-The Zallow Kingdom Castle
When?-all day!
How?- I got a guy at Zephyr Air. Look for the Straordinaria di Valoreon.
Why?- Well... It's my birthday.
Who?- My. It's my brithday. Scaramouche Vatimoses.
What?-You don't have to.. but if you do. I've always really wanted a Trilorifimine! I really love Mipies and that one has always been my favorite. That's a little expensive though-- so I'd be so happy with anything, especially stuffed animals and exotic snacks.

Today is going so fun! Thank you to everyone who is currently attending-- though we did have to kick someone out for summoning a tentacle but worry not! The ancient Castle of Zallow was not damaged. I have gotten so many new snacks I have not tried before and I am so grateful to everyone attending. Someone fabricated a roller-coaster with their mind and it was soooo fun! I hope you all are enjoying this party as much as I am!

Also, to everyone currently at the party, please don't be afraid to speak to my father. He is really a fun guy and yes-- he is the Greek deity, Dionysus. He won't curse you, I promise. And yes, you CAN take pictures with him!

Happy Birthday to @Scaramouche! It sounds like it was a perfectly splendid time!

A quick reminder to students: Our Excused Time Off policy does not cover attending classmates' birthday parties. Students engaging in this "skip day" will need to resubmit their Destiny Cards with the additional quiz completed in order determine if their time qualifies for Imaginary Status or will be revoked. This can be done online or in person at the Hall of Records, which has been a personal haunt of mine lately but I'm not telling why just yet.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

So I thought it would be fun to attend Scaramouche's birthday in a homemade monkey suit but now the darn thing won't come off! Primate bundle indeed. It tightens round ,u skin the harder I tug and it's it's it's starting to itch. I tired to cut it with scissors but then all the little hairs go "no no no! help us! she's going to cut us noooooo!" and then I can't really cut them then can I. This is the worst birthday suit ever.