So I thought it would be fun to attend Scaramouche's birthday in a homemade monkey suit but now the darn thing won't come off! Primate bundle indeed. It tightens round ,u skin the harder I tug and it's it's it's starting to itch. I tired to cut it with scissors but then all the little hairs go "no no no! help us! she's going to cut us noooooo!" and then I can't really cut them then can I. This is the worst birthday suit ever.

I came home with a tiny monkey statuette that is made of hair. Is it horse hair? Human hair? I can’t bear to look at it so I put it in a drawer.