Dear students,

Is this new term coming in like a lion? Because if this is the lamb, then it's it's going to be big one! Which is why it's incredibly timely that our favorite ghost server entity, @GROTTO G.S.M. INC., is back online with a new series of informational presentations designed to get you through the coming heavy weather.

I know what you're thinking. "Will this new series of informational presentations be as boring, not to mention as dehumanizing and humiliating, as the mandatory Professional Development and Acquiescence Training brought to us by Psychic Business Leaders of Tomorrow last fall? Because I still wake up crying," and the answer is definitely NOT. Our kindly ghost server entity is incredibly sensitive, and we all know "Sensitivity is the Name of the Game. Of Sensitivity." In fact, after attending a specially designed @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. couples training, my previously on-again off-again psychic spelunker bf and sometimes bane @Seketus Reed seems more pliable than ever. Or maybe he's just getting old.

So! Spring Term! Big plans! We hope you're looking to make the most of it. Let us know your plans, goals, ambitions, outcomes, fever dreams, etc., here.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

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People like to stop and ask me which way the geese are flying this time of year. And it's easy to see why! Things are a tumult, a turbulent time, and you can see it in the erratic patterns and the kinds of weather it brings in, and the magnetic fields do all kinds of crazy things. So what's a goose to follow the trail in the wind?

Hey can I organize a series of bake sales to raise money for our school activities @Ms. Hazeltine ? By doing so, we could bring delicious treats to our community while generating the necessary funds to support various extracurricular programs. It would be a wonderful opportunity for everyone to get involved, enjoy homemade goodies, and contribute to enriching our school's educational and recreational offerings.

Oh gee, uh, @Kyle. They want you to take one of those tests. 10:40 am room 302 Peryglus Hall.

But don’t you worry I’ve taken them literally thousands of times now, AND I know how to pass ‘em.

Because I’m 100% human! Yessiree! Nothing to see here. Just regular human, me. Yup.

Just don’t be worried about being yourself. You’ll do fine.

Happy Friday the 13th Squadron Remembrance Day!

Again!

I love all these new plants that are sprouting this spring! Can I name one after me? The little triangular blue one that smells like a fresh book, and it has all those little green and black stripes, can I name it Scaracs? Like Lilacs but with my name, Scaramouche! It makes me feel dizzy and like I fly! Also I see pretty things when I'm around it.

Every time the Airport Man gets off another airplane, he ends up on a trip he’s taken before. But they’re all out of order.

Sometimes he deplanes with his parents. Sometimes he deplanes with his kids. Often he deplanes alone, but at different stages of life.

The change occurs when he’s in the air.

I figure it’s time to bring in the wind.

It’s mighty dry for any kind of Spring Revolution. Back at the ranch we had to bring the water to the land. Wind alone won’t do it. Where is the font? Where is the spring? Back at the ranch we’d employ a water witch. Or the ditch company. The Ditch Witch. She needs to dig pretty deep, but she knows just where to dig because the sticks would tell her.