Mr. Sophistico

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Spring Term 2026
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5/3/2026 11:01pm

Double-headed deals at the Snake Shack all this month. Bring your friends! Disguises provided at the door.

Listen closely at checkout for free Reptilian Whisper Snacks. Anti-venom administered upon request, but you'll forget you need it!

Slither on in all month long, and tell them Mr. Sophistico sent you.