Oh gee, uh, @Kyle. They want you to take one of those tests. 10:40 am room 302 Peryglus Hall.

But don’t you worry I’ve taken them literally thousands of times now, AND I know how to pass ‘em.

Because I’m 100% human! Yessiree! Nothing to see here. Just regular human, me. Yup.

Just don’t be worried about being yourself. You’ll do fine.

Been practicing! I go outside and see how many busses I can spot. And trucks, and bicycles and traffic lights and fire hydrants. I didn't realize how important driving was to being human.

Ok I will admit it. I really hate those tests. I get nervous and freeze up and make mistakes. I feel like I'm being singled out. And after I fail like 5 or 6 in a row, I just now they've figured out where I am and it's only a matter of time.

I am really not comfortable with the security measures on campus regarding the Psycience Fair. Just like any everyday regular human would be.

But I can't really make a big deal about it. Which is also just a regular 100% human thing.

Right? Did I pass?

I went to a Human Test Party last night.

Guess what I PASSED!

I am a human. 100% human. Yessiree. Nothing to see here. Only just regular human. Yup.