On behalf of members of FOPP, the Fellowship of Psychic Psycientists, it's my great pleasure to announce the start of the statewide Psycience Fair!

I'll be your master of ceremonies throughout the event -- Mr. Blue Ribbon.

And at the end of the month I'll be what our Psycience Fair State Champion takes home!

This year we're thrilled to be holding the State Psycience Fair competition on the beautiful campus of Psychic High School, but we'll be seeing entries from super and preternatural school districts from across the state.

Submit your project entry description here, including but not limited to:

Topic
Overall Effect
Equipment and materials you will use
Danger Level

and set up your experiment, display, performance, or ritual in Mesmer Hall.

We'll be accepting entries right up till the end of the month, at which time the voting and oblational rites will begin.

Looking forward to seeing this year's entries!

Sincerely,

Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP

I can bring dead birds back to life. All I use is a couple of buckets of water, some baking soda, a powdered abrasive cleanser like Comet or Ajax, a car battery and some jumper cables. And some really thick long rubber gloves.

The hard part is finding the birds. They can't be too messed up or have been dead too long unless you want really creepy undead birds.

It is my hypothesis that I can control the universe by assuming the role of a newborn infant.

I will be setting up crib in Mesmer Hall and will lay swaddled in it for the duration of the Psycience Fair. Drop by and feed me!

"I documented the botanical mutation outbreak at Psyhigh using various visual art techniques" just doesn't really stand up against "I created a cheeseburger that gives people cow heads." People just aren't interested in real science anymore. Only flash.

But I set up my illustrations and paintings and photographs and a monitor for the animation in Mesmer Hall, and will be there to answer questions during gallery hours 3pm to 5pm Monday through Friday till the end of the month. People walk by and smile but they're all headed to the more interactive entries. Like the burger kid or the one who will inject you with irradiated electric eel blood so you can shock your friends.

Through the construction of an ingenious mirrored hat, and a great deal of mental discipline, I am able to control several different states of myself in multiple realities.

This makes it rather difficult to walk around, so I'll be standing around in one place in Mezmer Hall for the duration of the fair. I'm the one that looks like a chandelier.

The Pawprints Symphony Orchestra will be playing a matinee at the Psycience Fair tomorrow afternoon. See dogs and cats from across the Tri-cities performing pop hits from the greatest science fiction films in history, including Star Wars, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and The Adventures of Pluto Nash.

See you at 2pm at Mezmer Hall!

Someone has sabotaged my Psycience Experiment.

In order to change the size of "moments" it is important that every piece of my apparatus remain in a very specific position within the Now Chamber, which is currently installed in the Parasol Atrium of Mesmer Hall.

Who has removed the bicycle pump?!

Now my moments are decidedly bean shaped and the distortions give people nose bleeds. I will not stand for this foul play! I demand that something be done. And that the bicycle pump be returned immediately.

With the disappearance of components integral to several Psycience Fair entries, new security measures are now in place at the entrance to Mezmer Hall. These include:

- A thorough sweep of your mental history for the last thirty days
- Precognitive profiling
- A psychic "feel up" upon both entering and leaving the building
- A number of other measures we can not disclose without compromising our security protocols

We hope this will not diminish interest in visiting the exhibits! Also note, students previously planning to visit the exhibition hall who decide not to visit because of these new measures are suspicious and will be part of the ongoing larger investigation.

Sincerely,

Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP

I am really not comfortable with the security measures on campus regarding the Psycience Fair. Just like any everyday regular human would be.

But I can't really make a big deal about it. Which is also just a regular 100% human thing.

Right? Did I pass?

Are you ready students? It's time to VOTE!

While many of the student psycience exhibits in Mesmer Hall have become inoperable due to the recent shameful acts of burglary and theft, the Fellowship of Psychic Psycientists has decided that in the spirit of Psycience, the show must go on!

So, please drop by the exhibit all from now till the end of the month to cast your votes for Best in Show for 2024. Votes will be securely cast telepathically into the mind of my colleague Dr. Decimal, the rather rotund sphere on two legs you may have seen lurking in the coat room at Mesmer Hall. Say hello to the nice people, Doctor D! No? He can come off as a bit shy, but that's just because he's lost in the thoughts of that giant brain of his. And you're going to add your votes to his mind as you visit the show over the coming days.

Of course, formal voting is rather superfluous given the depths of our current psychic security measures, both within Mesmer Hall and campus wide. We ALREADY KNOW which ones you like best! We just love the nostalgic fun of it all.

And remember, the winner will be taking yours truly home as first prize. I just can't wait to find out who!

See you at Mesmer Hall till the end of the month! Or just stay locked up in your room. We're reading your minds either way.

Sincerely,

Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP