Mr. Blue Ribbon
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Psycience Fair - 6/27/2024 11:06pmAre you ready students? It's time to VOTE!
While many of the student psycience exhibits in Mesmer Hall have become inoperable due to the recent shameful acts of burglary and theft, the Fellowship of Psychic Psycientists has decided that in the spirit of Psycience, the show must go on!
So, please drop by the exhibit all from now till the end of the month to cast your votes for Best in Show for 2024. Votes will be securely cast telepathically into the mind of my colleague Dr. Decimal, the rather rotund sphere on two legs you may have seen lurking in the coat room at Mesmer Hall. Say hello to the nice people, Doctor D! No? He can come off as a bit shy, but that's just because he's lost in the thoughts of that giant brain of his. And you're going to add your votes to his mind as you visit the show over the coming days.
Of course, formal voting is rather superfluous given the depths of our current psychic security measures, both within Mesmer Hall and campus wide. We ALREADY KNOW which ones you like best! We just love the nostalgic fun of it all.
And remember, the winner will be taking yours truly home as first prize. I just can't wait to find out who!
See you at Mesmer Hall till the end of the month! Or just stay locked up in your room. We're reading your minds either way.
Sincerely,
Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP
Psycience Fair - 6/23/2024 4:10pmWith the disappearance of components integral to several Psycience Fair entries, new security measures are now in place at the entrance to Mezmer Hall. These include:
- A thorough sweep of your mental history for the last thirty days
- Precognitive profiling
- A psychic "feel up" upon both entering and leaving the building
- A number of other measures we can not disclose without compromising our security protocols
We hope this will not diminish interest in visiting the exhibits! Also note, students previously planning to visit the exhibition hall who decide not to visit because of these new measures are suspicious and will be part of the ongoing larger investigation.
Sincerely,
Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP
Psycience Fair - 5/31/2024 11:07pmOn behalf of members of FOPP, the Fellowship of Psychic Psycientists, it's my great pleasure to announce the start of the statewide Psycience Fair!
I'll be your master of ceremonies throughout the event -- Mr. Blue Ribbon.
And at the end of the month I'll be what our Psycience Fair State Champion takes home!
This year we're thrilled to be holding the State Psycience Fair competition on the beautiful campus of Psychic High School, but we'll be seeing entries from super and preternatural school districts from across the state.
Submit your project entry description here, including but not limited to:
Topic
Overall Effect
Equipment and materials you will use
Danger Level
and set up your experiment, display, performance, or ritual in Mesmer Hall.
We'll be accepting entries right up till the end of the month, at which time the voting and oblational rites will begin.
Looking forward to seeing this year's entries!
Sincerely,
Mr. Blue Ribbon
FOPP