Fester Redmane

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Psycience Fair
6/2/2024 9:58pm

I can bring dead birds back to life. All I use is a couple of buckets of water, some baking soda, a powdered abrasive cleanser like Comet or Ajax, a car battery and some jumper cables. And some really thick long rubber gloves.

The hard part is finding the birds. They can't be too messed up or have been dead too long unless you want really creepy undead birds.