Welcome to Summer Session, students!

While many of your friends may be enjoying exotic vacations or lounging around in their rooms at their parents' or parent's or grandparent's or court appointed guardian robot's house, or toiling away at low wage jobs preparing you for a life of crushed dreams and disappointment. you have a very special summer ahead of you--attending Psychic High School!

Really, in my opinion, you've got the better end of the deal. I myself attended summer sessions for every single one of my school summers, going all the way back to first grade at Blavatsky Elementary. It may have had a lot to do with my choice of profession, and my extreme fear of living outside of the Psychic School system.

It can be rather limiting in terms of the circles you run in, and through time certainly reduces the pool of potential "life partners" to choose from. Which is why I have--grudgingly--agreed to a short summer vacation with psychic underground adventurer and terminal PsyPhD student @Seketus Reed exploring the Caves of the Unknown in South Dakota, USA. "Give it one more chance" he says. But when it's the only offer you have to get out of town, you take what you can get.

In any case, whether you're here because of the terms of your psychic juvenile probation agreement, inability to pass Psychic PE, or your parents have just entirely forgotten about you, get ready to enjoy having the campus relatively to yourselves, and equally unenthusiastic faculty and staff to spend your time with.

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

I want to get my hands on one of those secret phone company phones that you can use to call anywhere.

ANYWHERE!

When my fren The Debiliteen & I go out we don’t try and keep a low profile we fine it’s easier to raise hex with everybody lookin

I like Psychic High School because it helps me identify the rituals of religious and political propaganda that are the cornerstones of our lives. Then I create mobiles out of pipe cleaners and construction paper to weaken their power fields.

One day we will be free.

I know when the cat is nearby or coming around the corner. Like how I can sense when someone is texting me because I randomly think of them for a moment before I get the text.

Yeah peaceful protesting I suppose it’s like the power of prayer where you get enough people all thinking in the same direction all at once real hard and fast and you can poke a hole in reality little Dutch boy flood gate gushes through and the land gets watered and springs anew yeah I’d be down with that