The Psyhigh Pickle Club is on its way to Fruit & Pepper, the biggest canning festival in the Tri-cities region! I've got newly bottled New Moon from just the other night, there'll be a gaggle of Eddies jarred up for your enjoyment, and Purdy cousins from across the Tri-counties will be turning up with cases of their famous pickles.

You won't want to miss this Jarring Jamboree! There'll even be scheduled busses leaving from the front of the library every two hours. Bring a big bag, because you'll be taking home a bundle!

In honor of tonight’s equinox, I’m bottling special commemorative editions of the First Waxing Gibbous Moon of Fall!

You can catch me in the act on lower campus tonight. #dunbarshine

They’ll need to ferment a bit before they’re ready. Stay tuned for when they go on sale. Preorders available!

Come to the Fall Canning and Bottling Spectacular this Friday, the first quarter of the moon. You might think the moon is just a quarter full when it’s “first quarter” but really it just takes just two of them to make a full moon, right? But shouldn't that be a half moon?  Since that is what it will be on Friday. 

Anyway, we'll be in the commons all afternoon! Come to buy, come to sell, come to swap! Everything must go!

Bottling up the Lunar Eclipse tonight. Will be available for purchase tomorrow at noon outside the cafeteria. Look for me, @Mason Jarr, and @The Cloven Kid at the tables in the commons.

Everything must go!

We see alien ships apparently landing on the dark side of the moon, but can’t see what they’re doing. Human-made satellites circling the moon go offline. Days and months pass.

Finally, the moon starts to slowly spin on its axis, its dark side turning to face the earth.

In giant letters, carved into the moon, it says:

HI
JULI-
CAT

I have also taken up the hobby of spotting the Unintentional Space Station. It has a very erratic course.

At night I like to go out and look for the International Psychic Space Station as it flies across the sky, and it makes me happy to think there are psychics from all over the world who live there together and all get along. And the Chinese Psychic Space Station too. It's called the Heavenly Palace.

I'm a lightning strike of exotic human genetics