We see alien ships apparently landing on the dark side of the moon, but can’t see what they’re doing. Human-made satellites circling the moon go offline. Days and months pass.

Finally, the moon starts to slowly spin on its axis, its dark side turning to face the earth.

In giant letters, carved into the moon, it says:

HI
JULI-
CAT

I have also taken up the hobby of spotting the Unintentional Space Station. It has a very erratic course.

At night I like to go out and look for the International Psychic Space Station as it flies across the sky, and it makes me happy to think there are psychics from all over the world who live there together and all get along. And the Chinese Psychic Space Station too. It's called the Heavenly Palace.

I'm a lightning strike of exotic human genetics