My parents installed psychic detection radar in my room and it’s horrible. They know I use and now I can’t do it at home and if I unplug it or cover it with something they’ll know so I’ve gone cold turkey at home.

IT STARTED when I found that one stray thought that I knew wasn't mine. As I began to extract it, I found it was connected to many others via a secret underground network. Working for weeks, I carefully excavated the entire complex and removed it from the substratum. I brought it into the Psyhigh lab and got a job as laboratory assistant.

I'll go inhabit a goose statue on another planet for 500 years or so and you’ll never find me.

I never can tell which of my dreams are prophetic and which are just my brain making things up. I had one the other night that my mother had died, I woke up in a panic calling her but she was fine. Then I assumed the dream about my going to school with no pants on was nothing, but, well, the picture is all over the school newspaper.

I'm here for the Slow Boat to China study abroad program.

Everybody's talking about the new class this year called Power Framing. It looks like Power Farming which I guess also would be cool (if it were Psychic Power Farming) but Power Framing is about a new way to talk where you take a position outside of the Dominant Frame of Reference (DFR) and form words and sounds that shift the whole DFR. Of course you've got to do it e-t-h-i-c-a-l-l-y right?

Some kid's been abusing the Copyquick juice to take on the body of a teacher; they've been handing out fraudulent student notices since. What would the faculty do about this? I swear, this summer's been such a bad one for PsyHigh...

I’m so used to flying and waiting for my bag but when it comes out the suitcase is different. It still has all my stuff in it and my sister and everybody are like “Ha ha what are you talking about that has always been your bag” and it is totally real and normal for them. So I just wait for one of them to tell me they spotted it and pick it up like it’s no big deal. It’s become second nature.

I'm a lightning strike of exotic human genetics