My parents went on a cruise because there was a special discount sale for their Parents of Psychics group. They were happy to get away from me for a few days but turns out the cruise was discounted because the cruise lines are having a beef! A feud! In the Gulf. Of Mexico. So they were making a night attack run on the other line’s supply chain when a huge Aztec genie or water elemental or something came and picked up their ship and hurled it across the water. They landed right-side up and were able to limp back to port in Orlando.

When I was home for break I kept setting off the psychic detection radar because now my parents have units outside all around their house. So when if I slip out to try even a tiny micro-summoning it's all flood lights and sirens. Such a relief to be back on campus!

My parents installed psychic detection radar in my room and it’s horrible. They know I use and now I can’t do it at home and if I unplug it or cover it with something they’ll know so I’ve gone cold turkey at home.