So I got to the support line on the secret phone company phone and it wanted my identity in order to proceed so I gave the it the secret phone company credentials that were written on a strip of tape on the back of the phone and that got me in. Now I've just been pushing buttons.

One of the Phone People left their phone on the jobsite so I snagged it so now I have my hands on one of those phones that can call anywhere but everytime I try it it just calls my mom.

I want to get my hands on one of those secret phone company phones that you can use to call anywhere.

ANYWHERE!