Our psychic TV weatherman makes playlists instead of forecasts.

I just drive with my mom because I only have a Psychic Learner's Permit and she won't let me drive with anybody else. She wears a blindfold but still is totally backseat driving the whole time. Tied up in the back seat. It was her old mentalism routine from back when she was in show businesses. She's insufferable.

When the train goes by at night it rattles the webs of the spiders in my back yard. Same as me.