The moon is growing again so it's time for Psychic Driver Ed's NIGHT DRIVING class.

No headlights. No hands. On the logging roads high up in the forest lands northwest of campus. The advanced class is all in reverse.

Looks like @Cat Shadows tunneled right though time to get to Psychic Driver's Ed this year. Dirty back roads, blindfolded, in the middle of the night. And all without a fairground in sight.

You bet I did, @Oil Stain Mark. The fairground is still up ahead a little, but still in sight if you know how to look. When the old man's station wagon breaks light speed, it leaves eddies forever.

These are things I learned from Psychic Driver Ed.

Psychic Nitrous Funny Car action about six hours east of school. But just takes three minutes to get there if you've got a Psychic Nitrous Funny Car. Which is why we announce the events only ten minutes before they start.

So I've driven to the Tri-cities at night in reverse the whole way using only my mirrors to see behind me (or in front of me, in terms of the direction of the car), but I ended up in the same old place (the Tri-cities). Am I doing something wrong?

The trick is to keep the destination in your subconscious, @Traeger T. The distraction of the exercise is meant to make you forget the intended target of the drive and arrive at the location your heart's desire. Maybe you just really like the Tri-cities?