I'm too much of a noob to go anywhere near the Psychic Nitrous Funny Car meetup. Lance and I got chased home by some of those guys. Would have gotten beat up too if Lance hadn't created illusionary ghost versions of his parents to show up. Which is kind of embarrassing which is why I don't usually share that part of the story.

And what’s up with these gravity fluctuations? They said if you go fast enough you can’t feel them, but potholes are still giving me a problem.

So I've driven to the Tri-cities at night in reverse the whole way using only my mirrors to see behind me (or in front of me, in terms of the direction of the car), but I ended up in the same old place (the Tri-cities). Am I doing something wrong?