Psychic Driver Ed and the Nitrous Funnyman go way back. Used to be best friends at Psyhigh class of ‘84. It was the nitrous accident made the Funnyman go insane. Part of why Ed dedicated himself to teaching. Felt pretty bad about the Funnyman having to spend time is psychic prison and the role he played. Doesn’t seem to have much faith in the Funnyman being reformed and all though.

I'm too much of a noob to go anywhere near the Psychic Nitrous Funny Car meetup. Lance and I got chased home by some of those guys. Would have gotten beat up too if Lance hadn't created illusionary ghost versions of his parents to show up. Which is kind of embarrassing which is why I don't usually share that part of the story.

Cruising at night with the Nitrous Funnyman you feel totally safe, nuzzled in the imitation leather cockpit on the passenger side, the smooth contours faintly glowing in the dark from the dashboard lights, the altimeter, the nitrous injection governor, and of course the EQ and the music he's pumping out, it's like nothing could ever hurt you, you're impervious, commanding the universe to bend around you at light speed, cool AC gently blowing. You know it's just temporary but you want it to last forever.

I threw up in the back of the Funnyman’s car. Too much nitrous, and the windows are so dark and the music so loud. Gravity fluctuations.

I kept most of it off the carpet. We went to a car wash in the middle of the night and washed off the mat. I haven’t exactly been invited back.

The Debiliteen & I go out lookin to raise Hex at these nitrous funnycar jams we r always late because we don hav a car. Sometime we see the kids drivin by raisin dust but they won't stop and pic us up on account of The Debiliteen's reputation

I just drive with my mom because I only have a Psychic Learner's Permit and she won't let me drive with anybody else. She wears a blindfold but still is totally backseat driving the whole time. Tied up in the back seat. It was her old mentalism routine from back when she was in show businesses. She's insufferable.

I just discovered a lake I never knew existed. It's back behind the abandoned elementary school two blocks after the Dairy Queen. You can't see the lake from the road because only the houses that are on the lake can see it. But it's more than that, because it's an extra turn in an old suburban neighborhood from the 1970s you'd never think to take, and if you ever try and think about it it's suddenly not there. The only reason I could find it is because I had to go to visit my grandma's friend, which allowed me to break through the spell of illusionment. It's called Old Graveyard Lake because it's behind the part of the graveyard nobody goes to anymore. All the houses have docks and pontoon boats but it's also kind of neglected since it's in the middle of an invisible zone.

When Psychic Driver Ed left he said he'd be back for the county fair and rodeo. In his haunted station wagon.

Fair season is coming up, so be on the watch! It's called a Chevrolet Caprice. Photo attached.

Yeah the Nitrous Funnyman will be at the fair, after the bull riding, behind the midway, on the dirt road by the railroad tracks, full moon coming

My dad comes from a long line of psychic carnies. His brother used to make those stretched out pop bottles you can win at the ring toss. With his mind.