The Corn God came out for the Nitrous showdown. Corn got a big presence at the fair. Along with horses, and cows, and chicken and pigs. And diesel. Corn God used to rule, but then the Dinosaur God made more power. But now the Corn God is coming back in style, with pure, high-grade extract mixed with nitrous oxide. Which makes rocket fuel. That, tied off with Psychic Driver's glyphs and Corn God wards in the right ratio, and you can reach the kinds of speeds both the Nitrous Funny Man and Psychic Driver Ed are able to reach.

The cars are revving up on the blacktop by the railroad tracks. One, the wet looking black, pro mod Camaro. The other, a pretty boxy old station wagon that looks like it should be in a junkyard.

Corn God's kernels are shiny in the shadows, moving like a fat slow snake.

Yeah the Nitrous Funnyman will be at the fair, after the bull riding, behind the midway, on the dirt road by the railroad tracks, full moon coming

Cruising at night with the Nitrous Funnyman you feel totally safe, nuzzled in the imitation leather cockpit on the passenger side, the smooth contours faintly glowing in the dark from the dashboard lights, the altimeter, the nitrous injection governor, and of course the EQ and the music he's pumping out, it's like nothing could ever hurt you, you're impervious, commanding the universe to bend around you at light speed, cool AC gently blowing. You know it's just temporary but you want it to last forever.