There's a dark character been showing up at the Psychic Nitrous Funny Car meetups who isn't funny at all. Tinted windows, all rolled up, inside filled with billowing smoke. Revs his engine the whole time. Big rear tires makes him hunched up like a giant house centipede. Hasn't raced yet, just shows up and glowers. But when he comes and goes he's in and out like a flash. Literally.

Psychic Nitrous Funny Car action about six hours east of school. But just takes three minutes to get there if you've got a Psychic Nitrous Funny Car. Which is why we announce the events only ten minutes before they start.