Parker Faun

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Psychic Driver's Ed
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7/16/2025 10:12pm

I threw up in the back of the Funnyman’s car. Too much nitrous, and the windows are so dark and the music so loud. Gravity fluctuations.

I kept most of it off the carpet. We went to a car wash in the middle of the night and washed off the mat. I haven’t exactly been invited back.