I know it's supposed to be "cool" but I really can't abide seeing the dead lurking around all the time. Scores and scores of them, lined up as far as the eye can see, all heading for my house and walking around past the windows. It's unnerving.

Hot take, I know. But it's starting to creep me out.

The trick is to put magnets in your shoes. Then when you meet other people who also put magnets in their shoes you are attracted.

When is spider season?

This year I want to catch a big one so I can ride it to class and on outdoor trips.

The Hag got tricked into wearing a mask. It came in the mail.

"Oooooo look at me I'm SCARY!" she says.

But now she can't take it off, because it's personalized and she can't remember the steps to undo it.

I was recruited by the Gray Spider Woman at a young age.

She's not really a spider. More like a hippie aunt with a pallid complexion.

She stays up in the rafters but if you see her then she will come and talk to you.