I know it's supposed to be "cool" but I really can't abide seeing the dead lurking around all the time. Scores and scores of them, lined up as far as the eye can see, all heading for my house and walking around past the windows. It's unnerving.

Hot take, I know. But it's starting to creep me out.

The trick is to put magnets in your shoes. Then when you meet other people who also put magnets in their shoes you are attracted.

When is spider season?

This year I want to catch a big one so I can ride it to class and on outdoor trips.

The Hag got tricked into wearing a mask. It came in the mail.

"Oooooo look at me I'm SCARY!" she says.

But now she can't take it off, because it's personalized and she can't remember the steps to undo it.

If we let the administration pick where this year's dance is they'll for sure find the most uncomfortable place possible. Like some dimensional crack that's just one big dentist office, with fluorescent lights and those spitting sinks and that smell. Yes I'm talking about last year.

I do NOT wanna go this year... I just know someones gonna do something and then everythings going to like... expload or something! I don't even have anything to wear!

My Grey Ladies are coming out to dance this month. What stirs them? I don’t think it’s anything I am doing. There are months and months when they are nowhere to be seen, not hide nor hair, and everything feels so empty and you start to wonder if it was ever really real but then something stirs. It’s like the whole house is kind of getting lifted up by geyser and everything gets all zero G and there they are.

Just got my outfit for the dance. My dad really wants me to wear this...? I mean it's nice but like... It's not really *me*, y'know? It's a suit with pumpkins and black cats on it and he replaced the rims of my classes with ghost shapes... not very conventional. He also is forcing orange slacks on me. At least the shoes are normal..

The trick about spider wrangling is to start with the small ones. You can find a spider in your house! But don't worry, the big ones you can ride only live in caves in the country like the hills or the old west. Or maybe under a city.

Really I wish they’d just “pull back the veil” and let us face the cosmic horror head on and get over this soap opera farce. I’m ready for it.