I've been put in charge of lighting for the dance and have been told it has to be red. It will make the giant spiders feel more comfortable if we don't have bright flashing lights and spotlights and strobe lights and the big mirror ball that I stole from my last school and have in my room I am so mad!!!

Really I wish they’d just “pull back the veil” and let us face the cosmic horror head on and get over this soap opera farce. I’m ready for it.

If we let the administration pick where this year's dance is they'll for sure find the most uncomfortable place possible. Like some dimensional crack that's just one big dentist office, with fluorescent lights and those spitting sinks and that smell. Yes I'm talking about last year.