Happy new psychic school year!

Fall is such a special time at Psyhigh. The crispness in the air, the warm autumn light, that sense of POTENTIAL--that anything could happen and it could be right now.

It could be finding out that special someone is in one of your classes, or that the creep who bullied you last year met that ignominious fate you imagined and hasn't returned. Or it could be that overwhelming sense that the Overseers of this dimension have seen enough and are ready to pull the plug on our universe and reboot it any minute. Well, that's the buzz in the teacher's lounge at least. Some have already negotiated spaces on psychic lifeboats.

Speaking of special someones, my former paramour and psychic speleologist @Seketus Reed ran into a bit of a misadventure on our trip to the Caves of the Unknown this summer. He and his psychic graduate assistant Penelope (who he forgot to mention would be joining us) took an exceptionally deep route into the unknown and I mistakenly rolled up the ball of string they were planning on using to find their way back. Oh well! I'm sure they're both very well accustomed to each other's company and with all their expertise should have no trouble navigating their way back through Troglodyte country.

Anyway, with so many new faces, we have a tradition of all students, both new and returning, introducing themselves here in our special Back to School electronic podium! So please take a moment to say Hi and tell us a bit about yourself. We're not all telepaths, you know. ;)

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

So I unlocked the memory implant but really it's too much to bear. I'd really rather not remember. Can you lock it up again?