Happy new psychic school year!

Fall is such a special time at Psyhigh. The crispness in the air, the warm autumn light, that sense of POTENTIAL--that anything could happen and it could be right now.

It could be finding out that special someone is in one of your classes, or that the creep who bullied you last year met that ignominious fate you imagined and hasn't returned. Or it could be that overwhelming sense that the Overseers of this dimension have seen enough and are ready to pull the plug on our universe and reboot it any minute. Well, that's the buzz in the teacher's lounge at least. Some have already negotiated spaces on psychic lifeboats.

Speaking of special someones, my former paramour and psychic speleologist @Seketus Reed ran into a bit of a misadventure on our trip to the Caves of the Unknown this summer. He and his psychic graduate assistant Penelope (who he forgot to mention would be joining us) took an exceptionally deep route into the unknown and I mistakenly rolled up the ball of string they were planning on using to find their way back. Oh well! I'm sure they're both very well accustomed to each other's company and with all their expertise should have no trouble navigating their way back through Troglodyte country.

Anyway, with so many new faces, we have a tradition of all students, both new and returning, introducing themselves here in our special Back to School electronic podium! So please take a moment to say Hi and tell us a bit about yourself. We're not all telepaths, you know. ;)

Sincerely,

A. Hazeltine
Student Activities Coordinator

So I unlocked the memory implant but really it's too much to bear. I'd really rather not remember. Can you lock it up again?

There is a Twin Goat community near my house and keep to themselves mostly but sometimes you see them at the IGA with all their kids. You can tell them because of that certain kind of conservative clothing they where they must buy online at the Twin Goats store but mostly it's their eyes you notice, all gold with the rectangular pupils.

You can get a pass to get out of seventh period if you have a job and you can even get credit from the Future Psychic Business Leaders of Tomorrow for it. I only have to recruit three employees for my Psychic Dog and Babysitting Hotline franchise and I can qualify for a board position.

Which is why I am here to announce I am taking applications for anyone who wants to get out of seventh period this quarter and can communicate with dogs and children telepathically. You don't need a car you can ride a bike or a skateboard. Top rates paid! Reply to this post to submit your experience and essay on why Psychic Dog and Babysitting is important to you.

I was recruited by the Gray Spider Woman at a young age.

She's not really a spider. More like a hippie aunt with a pallid complexion.

She stays up in the rafters but if you see her then she will come and talk to you.

I'm made up of 98% memories.

Oooops make that 98.1%.