Psychic High School

Floyd Jansma

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Back to School 2025

- 9/2/2025 11:28pm

So I unlocked the memory implant but really it's too much to bear. I'd really rather not remember. Can you lock it up again?

Welcome!

New students continue to roll in for fall term, and senior students may suffer from memory loss and episodes of "missing time" due to staying up late and making snack runs to alternte dimensions. What have you been up to? Let us know here.

Halloween Dance

Without school dances, students would become restless and unmanageable. Psychic energy going off uncontrolled is a good way to lose a finger! Or an eye. So start choosing an outfit now for this year's Halloween Dance.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

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