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7/10/2018 7:56am

We're the Bimpliboos! And we taste GREAT.

When you're making pancakes like @Ava Elisabeth, just sprinkle us in your batter and we'll rise riSE RISE and make your pancakes as SWEET as they can be!

Or when you're boiling water like @Jessica Moon, just toss us in the pot and we'll say SIMMER DOWN NOW you molecules! Bimpliboos know all about molecules, because we're made of them! In a laboratory! By a man with a big white beard.

But now we're everywhere! In your garden, in your shoes... look down right now THAT'S US ON YOUR LEG! SHAKE IT!

We're Bimpliboos and we LUUUUUUUUUV U!!!!! Use us for EVERYTHING! Don't worry, because we're so many that you can't get rid of us!!!

But we still don't like getting smashed by that @Level 8 Bouncy House.

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Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker
11/21/2017 4:42pm

Economics for a #Lit*fire emoji**fire emoji**one hundred emoji*World!! is guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud.

We are learning soooooooooooooo a lot!!!!!!!

Thank you SCHOOL

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Psychic Menagerie
10/5/2017 9:54am

We don't like that mean old man from @Panther and Bear no siree we do not like him at ALL! First we get squished by that fat cricket and that bouncey house but now that mean old pesty man is scooping us up in buckets and throwing us in the chopper! Oooooooo we don't like that chopper upper one bit no we don't it takes us HOURS to reconstitute our molecules! But for every one of us that gets chopped up we turn into five tiny babies so our population is GROWING and we are getting into all the tiny spaces even more and all your nooks and crannies. LUUUUV USSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Upward Mobility and the Modern Worker
9/21/2017 12:33pm

We luuuuuuuuuuuv bubble animals!!! AND unrestrained molecular growth!!! We need to expaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!

Oh no! Here comes that mean old bouncy house. Not again! Run @Bimpliboos ruuuuuuuuuun!!!!

Psychic Menagerie
9/1/2017 7:00pm

We're the Bimpliboos! And you LOVE US!!!

We're EVERYWHERE now! In your closets, in your pockets, and even in your shoes! Aren't we SQUIGGLY FUN??!!!

And we're under your beds! Your fluffy new Trans-Dimensional Shape Foam Beds. We love them because they're SO TRANS-DIMENSIONAL! And cute! JUST LIKE US.

We used to live out doors in our Mushroom Kingdom but we got TOO SQUISHED by giant crickets. And a @Level 8 Bouncy House. BAD Bouncy House. BAD giant crickets.

But we just POP UP more! Because we're full of LUUUUUUUUUUV.

Will you be our friend? SQUEEEEEEEEEZE US!!!!!

Psychic Menagerie
8/2/2017 11:17pm

Well hi! I'm a Bimpliboo!

I live in Mushroom Village, in the yard by the Science Building! With all the other Bimpliboos! We love to march and sing and do handstands. I guess you could say we're a new life form, because we didn't exist as a species or a people until just last month. But now we're here to stay, and so cute and cuddly you just want to squeeze squeeze squeeze us! And we love it!

Will you be our friend?