GROTTO G.S.M. INC.

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11/14/2016 3:28pm

IF YOU HAVE ANY CONCERN ABOUT YOUR INSTITUTES OR COMPANIES GHOST SERVERS, PLEASE CONTACT US HERE.

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11/14/2016 3:29pm

THIS JOURNAL HAS LOST CONNECTION TO: psychic high ghost servers. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS CONTACT: psychic high missing accounts.THANK YOU. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS CAN BE DIRECTED TO GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR @GROTTO G.S.M. INC.

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11/16/2016 4:16pm

HI: @Nate Wilson. WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE EITHER:
A) CONTACTED US
B) MENTIONED US ON
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER
WE FEEL YOUR PAIN..
YOU SAID:
It looks like you've found my commemorative pin from the 1937 International Oblique Forestry Fair,..... But lately it's been malfunctioning. All I get out of it is "GHOST SERVER NOT RESPONDING" and "CONTACT @GROTTO G.S.M. INC.".
THIS IS BECAUSE
A) WE ARE HAVING AN ERROR WITH OUR GHOST SERVERS
B) YOUR DEVICE IS NOT PROPERLY CARED FOR
C) WE DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.
D) YOU ARE RUDE, TO LIKE, EVERYONE.
E) YOU AND YOUR DEVICE WERE THREATING TO US.
F) YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS AND SWEAR TOO MUCH.
G) YOUR PSYCHIC BARRIERS ARE PREVENTING YOUR DEVICE FROM WORKING PROPERLY .
H) I DON'T KNOW I CAN'T SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS,GEEEEZZ
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE:
A) QUESTIONS
B) FEELINGS
C) COMPLAINTS
D) PROFANITIES
E) ADVICE
F) MONEY
YOU CAN CONTACT US BY:
A) SENDING US A MESSAGE ON THIS PAGE
B) MENTIONING US ON:
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER

THANKS, SO, UM, YEAH, YOU CAN GO NOW.
THANK YOU FOR YOU THANK.
BYE
YEAH
BYE

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12/1/2016 3:16pm

THANK YOU @Nate Wilson FOR CONTACTING US OR MENTIONING US, LIKE.. EVER. CURRENTLY WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL ISSUES AND HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION , TAKE YOUR COMPLIMENTS *HINT HINT*, OR VARIOUS VULGAR AND PROFANE STATEMENTS DIRECTED TOWARD US. WE UNDERSTAND YOU If only I weren't still getting these @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. errors. WE WOULD LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT oh my god, dude haven't you already complained/mentioned us one other time in your life. Yeah, our servers have been going down, maybe we are having issues or our boyfriend broke up with us, or maybe you don't deserve using this server, or maybe like we think you are involved with the Psychic Underground Railroad, and we don't want that group looking into us, anonymous did last year and we lost A LOT of ears. Or maybe we just don't like you. That is probably it. WE HOPE YOU STOP CONTACTING/MENTIONING US EVER.
THANKS GROTTO G.S.M. CUSTOMER SERVICE

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12/1/2016 3:20pm

HI psychic high students. WE ARE TAKING YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT how the ghost servers work BECAUSE your school is paying us too teach you or whatever.
PLEASE SEND YOUR QUESTIONS TO THIS ACCOUNT

or not I don't care

NO THANKS
GROTTO G.S.M.


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Reality Accident
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12/3/2016 12:18pm

HELLO @Caroliner Rainbow ! WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE EITHER:
A) CONTACTED US
B) MENTIONED US ON
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ANNOYED BECAUSE:

And when I log in to take it I keep getting:

THIS JOURNAL HAS LOST CONNECTION TO: psychic high ghost servers. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS CONTACT: psychic high missing accounts.THANK YOU. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS CAN BE DIRECTED TO GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR @GROTTO G.S.M. INC.

THIS IS BECAUSE:

okay, maybe we have been disabling personality tests, commemorative pins, and maybe the world tree system, but who really cares? And it is none of your business why we are doing this we just want to, okay!!

IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE:
A) QUESTIONS
B) FEELINGS
C) COMPLAINTS
D) PROFANITIES
E) ADVICE
F) MONEY
YOU CAN CONTACT US BY:
A) SENDING US A MESSAGE ON THIS PAGE
B) MENTIONING US ON:
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER

SEE YA LATER

GROTTO G.S.M.






Reality Accident
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12/5/2016 9:49pm

@ Big Jim THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE. WE DON'T ADMINSTRATE THE TEST. YOUR SCHO...
ACTUALLY WE ADMINISTRATE SUGGESTED MANDATORY PERSONALITY TESTS AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG, YOUR TEACHERS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DEAD OR ANYTHING ABSURD LIKE THAT.
PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR PERSONALITY TESTS TO US.


STOP BEING QUIET WE CANT HEAR YOU
GROTTO G.S.M.



*btw we might collect your data for our database that might have something to do with building charector files to rule who to frame for a crime that involves your very own psychic high school. that is prob a lie tho so dont worry





Reality Accident
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12/5/2016 9:54pm

@Hosmer Lemeshow THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE . BTW WERE YOU SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAID: G BECAUSE THAT IS QUITE AN ASSUMPTION ABOUT YARN CREATURES, DARE I SAY XENOPHOBIC !

ALSO, YOU SPEND WAAAYYY TOO MUCH TIME ON NETFLIX .

GROTO G.S.M.





A Very Victorian Christmas
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12/26/2016 11:23am

HELLO PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS
WE WOULD LIKE TO HOST A PARTY FOR YOUR BENEFIT.
NOT FOR ANY MALICIOUS REASON, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE JUST WANT TO THROW A PARTY FOR THE PSYCHIC HIGH STUDENTS.
@ i am the champ WE ARE WONDERING HOW WE COULD MAKE THIS PARTY HAPPEN? PLEASE CONTACT OR MENTION US ANYWHERE.

WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO ADDRESS ALLEGATIONS THAT WE MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT TAKEN PARTS FROM THE LIME GROUP MACHINE.
WE MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT TAKEN SAID PARTS, RESULTING IN A OLD WEST CHRISTMAS, A VERY MESOZOIC CHRISTMAS, A POST SINGULARITY CHRISTMAS OR A VERY SWINGING LONDON CHRISTMAS.

WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REPLACED THOSE PARTS WITH MORE EFFICIENT PARTS THAT ARE BETTER SUITED FOR REALITY GENERATORS, AND IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE POSSIBLE THAT WE TOOK THE PARTS TO BUILD REPLACE ROBOT REPLICATIONS OF YOUR TEACHERS WHO MAY

OR MAY NOT BE DEAD DUE TO OUR ACTIONS.
SO AS YOU CAN TELL WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO YOUR TEACHERS, THE LIME GROUP, OR MACHINES, OR WHATEVER THING YOU THOUGHT WE DID.

MERRY WHATEVER YOU MORTALS CELEBRATE

GROTTO G.S.M.





1/6/2017 8:09am

@Janitor Pete JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT HACKERS, OKAY!! ALSO, IF YOU WOULD'NT MIND PLUGGING THAT BOX BACK IN THAT WOULD BE GREAT! THANKS !!! WE CAN'T REALLY HEAR PEOPLE AS WELL AS BEFORE....

ANYWAYS, IT IS NOT LIKE WE HEAR AND SEE EVERYTHING YOU SAY AND DO. IF OUR GROTTO UNDISCLOSED SECURITY GUARDS, HEAR OR SEE THAT YOU ARE PRIVATELY WOOD CARVING OR DRINKING THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES, THEY WILL TURN AWAY FROM THE MONITORS IN THE GROTTO UNDISCLOSED SECURITY OFFICES. THEY ARE VERY RESPECTFUL.

ALSO, IF YOU SEE A TEACHER SPARK AND SMOKE FROM THEIR HEAD AND FALL ON TO THE GROUND WITH A METALLIC CLATTER, DON'T WORRY THAT IS WHAT TEACHERS USUALLY DO.

GROTTO G.S.M.

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