Reality Accident
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Big Jim - 11/9/2016 3:21pmI'd like to apologize to all students for the mishap with the reality machine last night. If you're reading this, you may have noticed that something was palatably different as you woke up today. Technicians will be working round the clock for the foreseeable future to correct this error, but it is incumbent on each and every student to work hard in their own way to help guide this timeline towards a reality that is safe for all entities, psychic and non-psychic alike, as well as the entire psycho-ecosphere itself.
Sincerely,
Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
Nate Wilson - 11/22/2016 8:50amI've already gotten involved with the Psychic Underground Railroad and have flyers if anybody wants one. I've got telekinetics in my closet, a guy with a goldfish face he has to keep underwater in the guest bathroom, and three crustypunk witches drawing runes in the dirt of our unfinished basement. Luckily mom's too busy to notice, or maybe the mind control worm that moved into the philodendron is taking care of that.
Anyway, I'm doing whatever I can to help our fellow psychics during this time of uncertainty, and taking in refugees from future A1A31B, which modeling suggests is 87% likely to occur. It is a terrifying prospect, and while we shouldn't help it along through falling into a recursive inevitability loop (academics are split on that prospect), I think that any kind of support of the resistance can only better our chances of survival.
I encourage all students to help the Psychic Underground Railroad in any way they can. We hope to institute more widespread use of the World Tree system, or at the very least keep it out of the wrong hands with @
jarvis' help. If only I weren't still getting these @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. errors.
Retta 9 - 11/30/2016 11:20pmYeah I'm from future A1A31B and I don't mind the funny looks because I'm just glad to be here. You don't know how good you have it. Believe me, I know. Even though you're right at the beginning of when the sea ice went away, you've still got some really great years ahead. Well, a couple. And it's not just the death of the seas and the corruption of the atmosphere, it's the whole armed camp nature of the place. The "work" halls, the all you can eat glop bars, the barbed wire and street lamps. The gloom and the police.
So even though you look at us funny and avoid us in the cafeteria, we're truly all so thankful just to be here. Thank you for sharing your reality. It is like paradise.
Caroliner Rainbow - 12/2/2016 11:00pmWhat about these mandatory personality tests, @
Big Jim? How exactly will the information be used? And why now? Is it because of the Reality Accident?
And when I log in to take it I keep getting:
THIS JOURNAL HAS LOST CONNECTION TO: psychic high ghost servers. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS CONTACT: psychic high missing accounts.THANK YOU. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS CAN BE DIRECTED TO GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
How can we get in trouble for not taking the test if it won't let us?
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. - 12/3/2016 12:18pm HELLO @Caroliner Rainbow ! WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE EITHER:
A) CONTACTED US
B) MENTIONED US ON
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ANNOYED BECAUSE:
And when I log in to take it I keep getting:
THIS JOURNAL HAS LOST CONNECTION TO: psychic high ghost servers. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS CONTACT: psychic high missing accounts.THANK YOU. ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS CAN BE DIRECTED TO GROTTO GHOST SERVER MANAGEMENT OR @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
THIS IS BECAUSE:
okay, maybe we have been disabling personality tests, commemorative pins, and maybe the world tree system, but who really cares? And it is none of your business why we are doing this we just want to, okay!!
IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE:
A) QUESTIONS
B) FEELINGS
C) COMPLAINTS
D) PROFANITIES
E) ADVICE
F) MONEY
YOU CAN CONTACT US BY:
A) SENDING US A MESSAGE ON THIS PAGE
B) MENTIONING US ON:
- FACEBOOK
- SNAP CHAT
- INSTAGRAM
- ANY FORM OF SOCIAL MEDIA
- GOOGLE SEARCH
- EMAIL
- A WORD DOCUMENT
- YOUR WORKPLACE
- YOUR HOME
- YOUR SCHOOL
- ANY PHYSICAL LOCATION
-OTHER
SEE YA LATER
GROTTO G.S.M.
Big Jim - 12/4/2016 7:59pmNew! Suggested Mandatory Personality Tests Now Available!
Initially our Ghost Servers were overwhelmed, but service administrator @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. assures us their systems are now robust enough to handle the traffic. Please send all responses to your Suggested Mandatory Personality Tests to @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. no later than Wednesday, or special dispensation from the Unified Reality Border Police will be required. This applies to all students, as well as legal refugees from future A1A31B.
As travel between realms has generally fallen under higher scrutiny, @
Crystal Rosethorn, we ask that students still trapped in the Fairy World trust in the wheels of supernatural justice, and allow Psyhigh's legal representatives to continue to work with their fairy counterparts to come to a successful negotiation. Because of the time differential between the Fairy World and our own, we expect to have our first hearing in Fairy Court in 537 years. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Sincerely,
Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
Hosmer Lemeshow - 12/5/2016 11:46amDear @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC.,
Here are the answers to my personality test:
Favorite Colour: Blue. No, pink!
Funniest Fruit: Bananna
Favorite Restaurant: Wong's Italian Kitchen
I am unsure about being easily confused.
I conceal my feelings to try out new experiences.
More than, less than, strongly ambivalent.
3+
G
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. - 12/5/2016 9:49pm@ Big Jim THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF MISTAKE. WE DON'T ADMINSTRATE THE TEST. YOUR SCHO...
ACTUALLY WE ADMINISTRATE SUGGESTED MANDATORY PERSONALITY TESTS AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG, YOUR TEACHERS ARE DEFINITELY NOT DEAD OR ANYTHING ABSURD LIKE THAT.
PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR PERSONALITY TESTS TO US.
STOP BEING QUIET WE CANT HEAR YOU
GROTTO G.S.M.
*btw we might collect your data for our database that might have something to do with building charector files to rule who to frame for a crime that involves your very own psychic high school. that is prob a lie tho so dont worry
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. - 12/5/2016 9:54pm@
Hosmer Lemeshow THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPONSE . BTW WERE YOU SERIOUS WHEN YOU SAID: G BECAUSE THAT IS QUITE AN ASSUMPTION ABOUT YARN CREATURES, DARE I SAY XENOPHOBIC !
ALSO, YOU SPEND WAAAYYY TOO MUCH TIME ON NETFLIX .
GROTO G.S.M.
Nate Wilson - 12/9/2016 10:21pmThese personality tests are just a distraction, and all students should refuse to take them. I've googled @
GROTTO G.S.M. INC. and it's obviously a shell company of some kind and there's no way anyone should trust them with their data.
Last night in the freezing rain a family from future A1A31B landed on my doorstep. None of them spoke early 21st century English but I was able to communicate with them that it was safe for all four of them to find shelter in my house. There were literally icicles hanging off the children, and they weren't dressed for the weather at all. Luckily the mind worm in the philodendron is still healthy and took care of mom, so I set them up in the finished portion of the basement, near the furnace but separate from where the crustypunk witches hang out, and through sign language let them know there was only enough hot water for four showers of 10 minutes each. Even though it's just mom and me we've been making enough food for 10 (thanks mind worm!) and the witches are vegan and the goldfish guy just eats food flakes so there were leftovers enough to give them all a warm meal.
I relate this story to everyone that it's possible to do your part, even if you feel it isn't easy. We have so much to give in our lives to these people who have been left with nothing. Support the Psychic Underground Railroad!
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