EMAIL
To: DiaSnailMail@psyhigh.edu
From: SCampbell@psyhigh.edu

SUBJECT: Joining Dance

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Hello, Ms. Dia! It appears you would like to join the Dance Committee?
*paper ruffle*
Ah yes, here it is. A list of all the clubs. let's see, Dance Committee, Dance Committee... I don't see a Dance Committee on here. But I might've missed it...
*paper ruffle*
Nope, not here. But if you'd like to create your own club, you can talk to @Ms. Hazeltine. I assume you already have her email if you came here from @The Headmaster? Oh, I'll give it to you anyways. It's... oh, what was it?
*sigh* *paper ruffle*
Ugh, I can't find it. I'll just link it to the email later. See you next week in Extrasensory Perception!
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Dear PHS students,
I'm very excited to announce the soon-to-start Beginner's Extrasensory Perception class in Wing A-84! Our newest addition to the PHS staff, @S. Campbell will be teaching this amazing class. The main subjects you will focus on in this core class include:

-Introduction to ESP
-Mind reading/communication - an introduction
-Moving objects with your mind - an introduction
-Mind control - a history

As you can see, this is a very interesting class. Unfortunately, we will not be able to practice mind control due to our new animal cruelty policy. The repercussions are also too great to perform said ability on humans. We'd like everyone in this class to stay sane! Everyone at PHS will complete this course once before graduating. This will also be considered a core class, joining Basic Transfiguration, Introduction To Intergalactic Languages, Beginner's Shapeshifting, and Elemental Magic For Beginners.

Best Wishes,
The Headmaster

EMAIL
To: DiaSnailMail@psyhigh.edu
From: TheHeadmaster@psyhigh.edu

SUBJECT: Joining Dance?

Hello Ms. Tanner,
I am not sure what this "Dance Community" you speak of is. However, I am not very updated on current clubs and activities. You would be wiser to email @Ms Hazeltine or @S. Campbell, as they have more knowledge about these things than I do. I will attach their emails below. On another note, Ms. Selk wanted to pass a message on that you should see her tomorrow during lunch.

Best Wishes,
The Headmaster

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Dear PHS students,

The Elder Scouts have come to visit us once again. Of course, we don't want it to be like last time. Just a reminder to always be alert and studying! They love attentive roommates, and if your grades are dropping, they definitely won't like it. That's how Mike Vapon disappeared, you know.

Speaking of grades, our grade average (for this dimension, 12-ANAO805) is at an all-time low for the Creature Create elective. We know Mr. Manson is a reliable teacher, so it's got to be you guys! If you chose this elective and are struggling, Head over to the Tutoring Center and ask Mrs. Bailey for help. Animal conjuring is easy for her, and we hope it will soon be easy for you!

Last but not least, "spring break" is almost upon most high schools. In a memorandum to the recent creation of the Non-Magical Human Studies Club, we will be observing a shorter (approximately 4 days) break to refresh (and in some cases, regenerate) our minds. That's all for today!

Best wishes,
The Headmaster

Dear PHS students,

The Elder Scouts have come to visit us once again. Of course, we don't want it to be like last time. Just a reminder to always be alert and studying! They love attentive roommates, and if your grades are dropping, they definitely won't like it. That's how Mike Vapon disappeared, you know.

Speaking of grades, our grade average (for this dimension, 12-ANAO805) is at an all-time low for the Creature Create elective. We know Mr. Manson is a reliable teacher, so it's got to be you guys! If you chose this elective and are struggling, Head over to the Tutoring Center and ask Mrs. Bailey for help. Animal conjuring is easy for her, and we hope it will soon be easy for you!

Last but not least, "spring break" is almost upon most high schools. In a memorandum to the recent creation of the Non-Magical Human Studies Club, we will be observing a shorter (approximately 4 days) break to refresh (and in some cases, regenerate) our minds. That's all for today!

Best wishes,
The Headmaster

Dear PHS students,
Unfortunately, the catacombs will be closed for some routine repair tonight and tomorrow. Please mind the warning, and get out before 6:00 pm tonight! The repairmen, while very cheap, are always looking for a snack. We don't want you to be theirs! The catacombs will be back open two days from now at 5:00 am. Happy March.

Best wishes,
The Headmaster

Dear PHS students,
The reality machine has now been fixed.
That is all.
-The Headmaster

Dear PHS students,
Please remember that sticking gum under my desk will result in punishment.
On a better note, happy December! Student of the month will be out soon. Our holiday break will be from December 19 to January 2. That is all.
-The Headmaster