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Fascinating Rhythm 12/16/2021 12:47pm
Super excited for our first gig! @Ms. Hazeltine
said I could join the planning committee too. She said it's her way of saying sorry about the splatterball thing. We're still deciding on the theme, though. @Prefect Alan
and some other students are trying to decide *cough* arguing *cough* between a more traditional penguin masquerade and an "imagine the theme" thing? I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds cool.
Year End Sock Hop 12/15/2021 11:52am
I tried to knock... Trust me, it didn't work.
I got teleported to the gym! Right in the middle of splatterball. Now I have ooze all over me. Fix your dang door, prefects! But anyway, I suggest an intergalactic hula theme. We could have the leis from Zebador teleported over. Do you know the ones? Like, with the little beads that spout confetti? Extremely unorthodox for Hawaii, but I don't think anyone at our school is from there anyways.
Alan & Ms. Hazeltine!
P.S. Please fix that door. I still haven't gotten the smell out yet!
Fascinating Rhythm 12/1/2021 6:30am
I'm in. Had trouble with my school portal last night, but it's back up and running. Bringing my own drum.
Friend is gone 11/29/2021 1:25pm
... It's not a story. But if you're asking, Friend is my, well, friend. He's the school mascot and he's missing. Read more of the thread if you want to know the whole thing.
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Friend is gone 11/29/2021 11:29am
The streetlights glow in the midnight dark. Maybe friend is here. Probably not, though. I stealthily walk towards the dumpsters. The janitor is nowhere to be seen. Step. Pause. Step. Pause. Then I see it. It's a ball of fluff, grayish from dirt. "Friend!" I whisper. That was my mistake. Suddenly, The janitor is in front of me, shoving me away. I let out a yelp. "Why are you here? It's past curfew." He says, in a deceivingly high voice. If you heard him on the phone, you might have thought he was a girl. But his appearance speaks differently. With three bulging eyes (who I call Spy, Peek, and Look)and a mouth the size of a watermelon, he's less than cute. "I- I was looking for my jacket!" I say stupidly while holding my jacket. He eyes the pink and orange monstrosity. "I'm guessing you just found it?" "Uh, no. this is my... backup jacket! yeah, my backup jacket. I... lose jackets a lot." "Okay..." He says, suspicious. then he shrugs. "Well, good luck. I don't think you'll find It here, though. Maybe try the lost and taken bin." And then he shoos me away, leaving me to mope in my room.
Friend is gone 11/24/2021 8:50am
I've just realized...
Friend was the unofficial mascot. Literally. In March, they were named mascot in a vote created by @The Headmaster
but never got approved by the BIMS(Board of Intergalactical Mascots In Schools). So... I lost our mascot. Cosmic splatters! I've gone and lost our dang mascot. I must find friend soon, or The Headmaster will put me in detention.
Oh well. I hope someone replies. See ya!
(Not related to Jeffrey Bezos)
Friend is gone 11/24/2021 7:19am
Well, that happened.
I had run away from friend because they were acting quite weird. After an hour, I went back and came to a realization. It seems that friend... is gone.
I looked all over for them. They seem to be nowhere. If you would like to help me look, I would greatly appreciate it. They look like a ball of white fur that is always dirty with two greenish eyes. I suspect they hide behind the dumpsters, but the janitor always shoos me away whenever I get close. If someone more stealthy would like to help me look, please contact me. DO NOT do it by yourself without telling me. I need to be there. I miss friend. If you've seen them, please tell me.
I'll be putting up posters, too.
Friend is gone 11/24/2021 7:04am
It's been two years since we last talked. or maybe three. I can't seem to remember. The bENjAmiNs have been defeated, and peace has been restored to mayberomania. I'm staying at one of mayberomania's many unused hotels. For some reason, they don't get a lot of tourists. I've bought a mayromanian translation book, and am slowly learning to speak the people's language.
But how are you doing, friend? It's been so long since we last talked. Did you pass your Common Ghosts And Spirits course? do you have a partner for your long-fantasized executioner business?
No? Oh well. I guess we'll just have to-
What are you doing? are you... okay, friend? No. Stop scaring me. You're doing this as a joke. Stop, friend. Just stop!
Enter the Portal 11/23/2021 2:05pm
Hi! I tried the portal. It seems that it has... rejected me. every time I try to go through it, I end up in a small dark room. Is this normal, or am I doing something wrong?
Best wishes, Lia
The word will crumble if we don’t do something about the Agastopias. bEnjAMiN is part of them. That’s right, there are more bEnjAMiNs... So many more. And they say this is only a quarter of them. I’m only their first victim. They’ll take so many more students. I am just the beginning. Well... I was just the beginning. I’ve escaped. I don’t know how, really. But I have. I’m somewhere in Romania. At least I think I am. I should have taken that languages of the galaxy class. But that doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that they’re coming. And we have to stop them. The only way to stop them is to- no. Nononono. They’re here. In mayberomania. You have to stop them. USE THE COSMIC CLUSTERS. TRUST ME THEY WILL WO-
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