Hey students! Great news!

Hostilities with the Mirror World are now over. Through delicate and artful negotiations by our very own dean, Dean Hammer, Psyhigh is now once again on warm and friendly terms with the denizens of the Mirror World.

This means it's now safe to look in the mirror again! Which I am sure will have a very positive effect on everyone's general appearance. In fact, the Dean suggests that everyone spend as much time as possible in front of mirrors from now on. Please set up large, floor length mirrors throughout your dorms, dorm rooms, houses, public transportation, fast food restaurants, and coffee shops, and go about your daily routines. Free mirrors will be provided at Mirror Stations, Mirror Carts, and Mirror Tents being set up tonight all over campus. Take as many as you like!

If you didn't get your reflection rewritten, no problem. That assignment is no longer required. Also, students should review the changes recently made to the Psychic Student Rights Handbook concerning ownership of magical intellectual property created by students while at school.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

All students are instructed to ignore @miJ giB's baseless threats and accusations. The Mirror World has no claim on your reflections - so long as they are created without the aid of a mirror.

This is why it's incredibly important to rewrite your reflections without looking into the mirror. When we learned that @Veronica Sawyer spent 15 minutes staring into one, we immediately sent Psychic Biohazard Aurora Team 2 in to extract and quarantine her. She is currently undergoing treatment.

The Mirror World has deeply insinuated itself into our reality. When the reflections became malign, we realized how dangerous this situation was. @Nick Gleason's Catalog of Body Movements has only raised the stakes, so we've secured this important piece of magical intellectual property in an undisclosed location free of all reflective surfaces.

Because of the difficulty of rewriting your reflections without actually reflecting, we've extended the deadline. Please have them to your homeroom teachers by Friday.

Until this issue is resolved, under no circumstances should you trust your reflection, no matter what kind of appealing arguments it may make.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

By this time, you've all heard about the troubles with the Mirror World, I'm sure.

Until relationships with the Mirror World become normalized once more, the Dean has asked that all students rewrite their reflections. We ask that you do not spend too much time studying your reflection, in case it's viewed as some kind of provocation. Instead, to the best of your ability, please rewrite your reflection without reflecting on it, and have it to your home room teacher by Wednesday.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Buses leave from the lower parking lot at 12:30pm for the Historic Haunted Liberty Theater Field Trip. Students please board bus A. Chaperones please find a seat on buses B through Q. We expect to arrive at the Historic Haunted Liberty Theater around 9pm tonight.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Chaperones needed for our overnight trip to the historic haunted Liberty Theater this weekend.

We'll be spending Saturday night in the historic haunted Liberty Theater, camped out in sleeping bags, connecting with the ghosts who reside there. All students are welcome to attend, but those with an interest in theater get first priority. Seats on the bus are limited!

Because of union rules, we're not allowed to bring Mrs. Cavendish or the other campus ghosts who usually help out on trips like this. And we can't bring Bob, the front-desk robot, because of potential electrical interference.

So, please put the word out to your parents, guardians, mentors, or other trusted grown ups that it would be a great help if they could tag along for the weekend.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Psychic youth are used to being laughed at. Maybe it's because our hair is on fire, or we're seen talking to goats. Often times our flippers or auras get caught in revolving doors or escalators, or a bus will drive through a puddle of leprechaun tears right next to us and we get drenched.

But we're used to that kind of thing. We know it's funny, and we accept it as our psychic lot.

So welcome to Psychic High School, @Buffy! This is what it's all about.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Welcome, everyone, to the Manifestation of the Heart of Psyhigh!

In just a few minutes, you'l all be treated to a life-changing event. The Heart of Psyhigh only becomes manifest once a year, because its brilliance is too much for anyone to bear for more than a few moments at a time. Instead, 9 stalwart students assume the role of Caretakers, and enter a deep hypnotic state for one year, sleeping and dreaming with the Heart, keeping it contained for the duration.

But tonight, at precisely 10:17, the Caretakers relinquish their hold and let the Heart burn bright. Undoubtedly many, if not all of us, will enter be filled with a deep sense of well-being and optimism. A state that you may have never known, unless you've witnessed the Heart before.

You'll be very disoriented as the Heart de-manifests, and the new Caretakers take the Heart back to its dreaming resting state. Please feel free to remain in the Hall as long as you need. You'll all be able to rely deeply upon one another after this experience.

And the countdown begins! 10, 9, 8, 7 ....

Caution: Caretakers Overheating!

A note to students to give Mesmer Hall a wide berth today while we continue preparations for the Valentine's Heart Throb Dance tomorrow night.

The Caretakers -- students who have spent the last year in induced coma, helping to maintain the Heart of Psyhigh in a preconscious state -- have shown signs of over-heating in their stasis pods. This is not unusual in the lead-up to the invocation of the Heart, but we're having cryo technicians pump in fresh liquid nitrogen and adjust the heat exchangers.

So, please be cautious if you need to be in the vicinity of Mesmer Hall today, and don't trip over the LN2 feeding tubes.

Because of the delicate nature of the Caretakers, @patrick, I'm afraid we need to take it easy on the fireworks.

See you all tomorrow night!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Oh, we're used to young people and their pranks here at Psyhigh, @patrick. It's a tradition that goes back to the earliest days of the school, with the students in their raccoon coats, racing roadsters around, swallowing goldfish. They took the school's goat mascot, Amalthea, and put her on top of the Spirit Telephony building! Then she became enraged, grew to hundreds of times her normal size, and destroyed half the campus. What hijinks!

We're sure the Heart of Psyhigh is in no danger, and the Valentine's Heart Throb Dance will be a safe environment for all students. So everyone should plan on attending - there will even be a snowball skate, so it's a great way to meet new people.

Plus, as a special feature, we're asking all royalty from previous school dances to appear and give their blessing, including the Courts of Light and Darkness, the demon Stanley Floyd, and even the Head Beekeeper and her court!

See you this Sunday!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Notice: Off-limits area for students.

Please observe the yellow caution tape in the area surrounding Mesmer Hall as we prepare the deployment zone for the Heart of Psyhigh.

We'll be deploying the Caretakers tomorrow, and will be carting their stasis sarcophagi to the arrival area. As a result, all walkways around Mesmer Hall will be closed to pedestrian traffic.

The Caretakers are students who have spent their last year in induced coma maintaining the Heart in a preconscious state. This transition time is especially delicate, and we ask that all students observe respect for the sensitive nature of this operation.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99