Has anybody seen my body?

@Gerald Foy hasn't returned since the dance. He was supposed to show up this afternoon for re/un-transplanting, but he never made it. I hope nothing bad has happened to him. And my body. But you know what? I haven't really missed it. Sitting here in my jar, perfectly suspended in the oxygenated jelly, the lights of the campus coming in through the window... it's serene, really.

And I have to admit I've been enjoying the company--or the proximity, at least--of @Phoebe. She hasn't said a thing since I've been here, she just leans her forehead languidly against the glass and stares off into space. Such a reflective mind, behind glass, always there for me when I turn to her. And quiet. Doesn't ask for a thing from me.

I think I could get to like it here.

I'd be interested in a short-term swap, @Gerald Foy. Just to, you know, see what it's like. You seem like a nice guy and I've been interested in getting a head transplant for awhile. And I'm not planning on going to the dance because I only go out with virtual people, so it would be a great time to try it out. Let me know what you think!

So there were a couple of heads I felt I really had a connection with. I mean, like I could really see getting a transplant. And they've got super easy payment plans, that you can submit to your insurance. It's like "why not?" right?

I just don't know if I want the dreamy me or the gets-things-done me. Why do I even have to choose? That's it! Why can't I get two?

I keep getting notifications from my anime dating simulators. They are driving me crazy! Who knew I would be this popular? Not me that's for sure. I thought I'd try it out just for fun but this is obviously too much work. I am turning off all the notifications for all of them. Tonight.