Looking forward to seeing everybody this Saturday night at Psyhigh's annual Bees and Beekeepers dance!

Now, it's that moment you've all been waiting for - the crowing of Head Beekeeper to preside over this year's soiree. As usual, voting was held in secret by the Insect Council, with much horse-trading and negotiation, and no small amount of violence between the council members. Now, after weeks of deliberation, they've made their decision.

So, without any further ado, this year's Head Beekeeper for the 2015 Bees and Beekeepers spring formal is:

@Jessica Moon!!!

Congratulations Jessica.

The dance will begin promptly at 8pm on Saturday in Nectaries Observatory. As is tradition, the Head Beekeeper will get things moving by being the first to perform the ritual Waggle Dance, surrounded by her court and all the attendees.

See you all Saturday night!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

@Cassie is really enjoying working on her esoteric yoga practice with her own personal Night Training coach. She finds her mind clearer, her spirit more flexible, and she feels incredibly refreshed the next day. Let's hear what @Cassie has to say:

"It's like there's a whole new person inside me. Or vice versa!"

Wouldn't you like to achieve the clarity that @Cassie has? Now you can! Head down to the Hypno-gym for signups now. And tell 'em Big Jim sent ya!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Hello @Tony24,

Today is the arrival of the Psychic Crime Families for their annual picnic, which is tomorrow on Lower Campus.

Though you may not know it, a number of our students - your classmates - are heirs to Psychic Crime Families from around the world, with a fair number from extraterrestrial and interdimensional locales as well.

Their families like to come and visit for this annual event, and it's also a time for prospective students from similar families to visit. Many are important donors to the school as well, so the Dean likes to spend time with their Dons during this time too.

The picnic is open to all students, so be sure to join us tomorrow! We just ask that you be respectful, and don't inadvertently fuel or resurrect any of the long standing, ancient feuds between them.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Volunteers needed for Secret Government Internship!

Dear Students,

We have a wonderful opportunity for the right kind of students looking to get a leg up in their post-Psyhigh careers.

As you are no doubt aware, Psyhigh has wonderful relationships with a number of secret supra-governmental organizations around the world (which we are not allowed to name, both by law and because of the unspeakable, cyclopean entities that can be summoned by saying their names out loud). Psyhigh is able to place students in positions with these organizations, where they can gain valuable experience in such fields as psychic surveillance, remote demolition, and diplomatic demonic binding.

We currently have openings for part-time hours that can easily be fit around your schedule!

While we are unable to say *exactly* what kind of skills we're looking for, let's just say it's "communications" oriented (I'm looking at you, @Illu Minati! But all students are certainly welcome to apply).

Interested students stop in at the Dean's office, and tell them Big Jim sent you!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Yes indeed, @t3chn0ph1l3 - we would have loved to have them at the Psychic Valentine's Dance tomorrow night!

More info here:

https://twitter.com/psyhigh/status/565196074345050112

Students!

Don't forget to pick up your Friday the 13th Preparedness Kits at the Golden Dawns Pep Squad Fundraiser - all day today in the Commons! Your contributions will go toward new robes, pom poms, and ritual items for the squad.

Thanks everybody! Remember to show you Psyhigh Spirit!

Big Jim

I must agree with @Squiggly! The ice sculptures throughout campus have been a real triumph this year, from the Ibis Cult Student Union's magnificent Thoth in the courtyard, to the Madame Blavatsky crafted by the Psychic Feminist Leadership Club outside of Florence Hall.

But it doesn't end there! Winter Festival continues tomorrow with amazing wintery treats and surprises throughout campus.

Tonight, Weather Witches please meet up in the courtyard at 11pm so we can keep everything perfectly iced up.

See you there!

Big Jim

Weather Witches Wanted!

For all students staying on campus this holiday:

Preparations for the Winter Festival begin tomorrow. As we haven't quite had the snow we'd like, we need some of you weather kids out on the grounds tomorrow morning at 8am to help get things moving.

If you've got any level of experience in cryokinesis - contemporary, classic, or ancient - or an elemental ability that could help produce heaps of fluffy white snow, or are handy at running some of our old weather control machines, we could really use your help.

Plus - donuts! Tomorrow morning at 8am - meet in the courtyard outside the commons.

See you there!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99