Many people ask me "Big Jim? How can I get the most out of my Psychic High School experience?"

Well I'm glad you asked, @gerardave. The first and most important thing is to understand the Psyhigh Dashboard. If you close your eyes and reach over to the far right, you should find the Ontological Lever. It's the one with the knob that squeaks like a dog toy. Give that a good yank down into fifth position, and you'll feel the Engines(tm) kick in down in the basement. And the red and green tell-tales should come on.

Once you've initiated the converter, the pipeline will open and you'll be able to kill time directly. Don't worry - just shut it all the way down. That should get you clear of the moorings and you'll be on your way.

So glad to have you on board!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

You bet we're "legit," @isthislegit. TOO LEGIT as the young people say!

We're fully accredited by the Paranormal School System in this sector, and are recognized in 99 of the 109 Realms. Those last 10 are too dangerous for our students anyway.

Our licenses are fully viewable in the admin office at any time. Well, actually they're hanging in the Dean's office. And he's not there a lot. So you should make an appointment if you'd like to take a look.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

It is my pleasure to announce this year's Valentine's Heart Throb Manifestation Experience.

Each year on February 14th, the Heart of Psyhigh is brought forth and made visible for all to see. A large space is cleared, resonant prism fields are created, and preliminary invocations are provided by the Binaural Choir throughout the day.

The dance starts at 8pm in Mesmer Hall, featuring Power Value Stance, Weird Owl, and special guests. We expect the Heart to coalesce at 10:17 pm.

Classes on February 15th begin at noon. So come on out and take part in one of our school's most spectacular traditions!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

All students who suffered from lacerations, scratches, eye pokes, minor impalement, and other wounds from the pine trees at the Winter Solstice Dance, please report to the Caduceus Clinic Triage Tent, in front of Mesmer Hall.

Even if you don't have a pine allergy, we need to make sure everyone is ok.

Also, sap removal stations are being set up in the commons for your convenience.

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Winter Solstice Dance and Tree Greeting Party!

It's time for the annual Winter Solstice Dance, this Tuesday, December 22nd, at 04:48 UTC.

It will feature all of our regular attractions:

The Court of Darkness will be releasing the Shining One, who they chose from the Court of Light last June.

The Court of Light will choose their hostage from the Court of Darkness, who will remain in the Court of Light till next June.

Come dressed as your faction! And remember, no direct psychic attacks between the two groups are allowed - all disputes are settled on the dance floor!

SPECIAL GUESTS

This year, we'll be joined by a number of representatives of the Pine Tree Nation - somewhere between a large grove and a small forest. They'll be here to dance, so be sure to make them feel welcome! See @timberlina for details.

Music provided by DJ Phantom Corpse and Power Value Stance.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Attention students! Frameless windows being installed throughout campus today.

Dear students,

As you may have already noticed, technicians are installing large, transparent sheets of glass all over campus today. If you look very closely, you may find them in the gardens, in the pathways, and in some cases in the parking lots (though we have already lost a few of those).

It has long been the dream of the Dean to have these frameless windows installed all over the school grounds, as it's a feature no other paranormal high school can currently claim!

So, keep a keen eye moving about campus today. We suggest not running between classes until you get a feel for where the frameless windows are located, and perhaps using a lightweight stick of some kind to probe the area ahead of you as you walk. Or perhaps echo-location.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Really fantastic work, @Pearline! Wonderful insights!

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Welcome the Union of Electrical Peoples!

Psychic High School is pleased to announce a new agreement with the Union of Electrical Peoples, who will be assisting on campus for the rest of the busy holiday season.

The school was able to strike quite a bargain with the Union, who are very diligent workers, new to this country, just trying to make ends meet for their growing electrical families. As a result, we will be transitioning large numbers of our former school staff into a "transcendence program," whereby they will discover a new skill set we call "looking for other jobs." Please don't look at them as they march across the street from the administration building.

We suggest you get to know our new Union of Electrical Peoples staff, and feel free to greet them and welcome them to the Psyhigh Family. With practice, you may be able to decipher their white-noise based language. Also, always wear rubber-soled shoes when interacting with the Union of Electrical Peoples.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Today Only: Permanent Flu Shots Available

Visit Caduceus Clinic today for your Permanent Flu Shot. Permanent Flu Shots are free to all students who bring their student ID into the clinic from 9am to 4pm.

So many of us have had our lives affected by the Permanent Flu. Loved ones, family, friends, and public figures -- we've all seen how the Permanent Flu can change people's lives.

As the Permanence Virus takes hold, the host loses touch with the ever-changing flow of nature and begins to exist in the delusional state of "permanence" and all it entails. Soon, this "stopped" nature of their reality forces them lose touch with everyone and everything they've ever known.

Immunization is a proven safety measure for everyone. The more that are immunized, the fewer whose lives will be touched by the Permanent Flu.

The nurse is waiting for you in Caduceus Clinic today. Please don't be alarmed by the size of the hypodermic. It's a big shot.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Attention all lost students!

Hello, lost students. Do not be afraid. Listen to the sound of my voice and follow it. Walk slowly, so you don't stumble on anything. Like that accordion. Whoops! You might need to shuffle carefully because I think it's kind of a mess in there. And dark.

You're in a sort of cabinet, or tall clothes closet that stands on its own, and we're right outside saying this through the crack in the doors, on the other side. Just keep moving towards the sound of my voice -- and quickly! The Movers are coming and they are very intent about taking this particular piece of furniture away as soon as they get here, and I wouldn't want you to emerge in some creepy thrift store in a bleak dimension.

So come on @Zoe! You can do it! @saige ara - you are emerging! @jgc412 and @Rogue - the memory loss will be short-lived. @Cassie Willingsbloom will be your guide.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99